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MommyZ




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 5:25 pm
chmom wrote:
I'm a Yekkie, so I'm allowed to be on time, all the time.


Salut

I wish I could say the same for myself but I am just Yekki by marriage not by birth.
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chavamom




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 5:30 pm
chmom wrote:
I'm a Yekkie, so I'm allowed to be on time, all the time.


It's more like "I'm a Yekkie, so I'm allowed to have a nervous breakdown b/c I might be a minute late." Somehow the gene bypassed me, but it hit one of my daughters in full force.
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amother


 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 5:59 pm
Im on BC so I can have relations whenever I please! (thats not why Im BC but thats the benefit of it) LOL
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gold21




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 6:12 pm
since yekke-ism has been mentioned on this thread, how about: both me and my husband are from yekke backgrounds, and we affiliate proudly with our lineage- but we are allowed to be laid back, easygoing, always running late, have a tendency towards messiness, and break most of the yekke etiquette rules- but still be proud yekkes! ok, also- I'm a mom of young children (bli ayin hara), so im allowed to skip makeup, look tired, have some mess in my house, be absentminded, crave a 2 hr massage every night (not that it happens LOL), and most of all I AM ALLOWED TO STAY HOME WITH MY KIDS AND FEEL HAPPY AND ACCOMPLISHED. Yes, being a sahm is a job, thanks.
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chocolate moose




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 6:29 pm
I work full time, so I simplify just about everything.
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amother


 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 7:41 pm
amother wrote:
Im on BC so I can have relations whenever I please! (thats not why Im BC but thats the benefit of it) LOL


I had chemo, went through early menopause, so I am allowed to have relations whenever I please. PLUS, we have a waterbed.
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smilingmom




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 7:42 pm
I am, therefore I'm allowed to party.
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flowerpower




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 7:47 pm
I am a woman so I am allowed to go to many places most man shouldn't.
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shanie5




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 7:59 pm
I am not you, so I'm allowed to be.........ME!
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wanderer




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 8:00 pm
I'm Jewish so I'm allowed to keep Shabbos Smile
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Raizle




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 8:06 pm
amother wrote:
I'm old, so I can wear sneakers to shul.

I'm fat, so I can wear my shirts tucked out.

I have cancer so I can ignore the dishes (and not fast)

I am a grandmother so I can play in the sandbox with my grankids.

May you have a Refuah shelaima and a gut gebentched yor
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MommyZ




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 8:07 pm
I'm glad y'all are having fun with this.
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bubby




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 8:21 pm
I forgot to add I'm old so I'm allowed to be crabby like Maxine, my mentor & muse!

I'm already too fat so I can have that extra ice cream or cookie.

I'm a Bubby so I'm allowed to spoil my grandchildren.

I'm tired so I'm allowed to just say no to hoards of guests (but I just said yes)
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mirror




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 8:39 pm
I have a small cramped apartment, therefore I am excused from having guests.

Refuah Shleima to those of you with cancer.
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good wifey




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 9:36 pm
MommyZ wrote:
I'm glad y'all are having fun with this.


Great spin off, better than the original...
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good wifey




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 9:39 pm
shanie5 wrote:
I am not you, so I'm allowed to be.........ME!


Wink
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mommy7




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 9:49 pm
I'm a certified flake, so I'm allowed to say truly stupid things. And blurt out secrets by mistake. And call people by their kids' names.

(I really am allowed, one of my friends made me a license on her computer).
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c.c.cookie




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 11:56 pm
I'm a woman, so I'm allowed to be moody whenever I feel like it (it's not me, it's the hormones...)
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