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mummiedearest




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:58 pm
gold21 wrote:
I would wear Ugg boots
But I dislike boots
In an alternate universe
I would love to walk around barefoot.


reporting this post. how could you, gold21?????

now respect all those question marks!!!!
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mummiedearest




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:59 pm
commas,are,for,dorks
punctuation.is.stupid
ha?ha?ha?ha?ha?
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mummiedearest




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 03 2014, 12:00 am
my kids don't have school
tomorrow's a blizzard day
so I'm not sleeping.
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mummiedearest




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 03 2014, 12:02 am
I'm too old for this
gallivanting on the web
it's past my curfew.

g'night all!
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bamamama




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 03 2014, 12:05 am
sequoia wrote:
There once was a girl who had been
My friend for years through thick and thin
Until she and my ex
Decided to have s.ex
I just found out today. I can't win!


Your ex and your friend went to bed
for that they get thumped on the head
by a very large cat
who is wielding a bat
which looks whiffle-y but really is lead

Exploding anger

Hug
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sequoia




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 03 2014, 12:10 am
The worst is that all our friends know
They went on double dates to and fro
No one said, "That's whack!"
But laughed behind my back
Just today I found out it is so.
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bamamama




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 03 2014, 12:11 am
Shout out to mummieD for some cool poems!!!

Take no offense, but
cantaloupe on gefilte fish
makes me want to hurl

on the other hand
schnitzel with fluff sounds yummy
no I'm not pregnant
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bamamama




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 03 2014, 12:15 am
sequoia wrote:
The worst is that all our friends know
They went on double dates to and fro
No one said, "That's whack!"
But laughed behind my back
Just today I found out it is so.


Hug to you dear Sequoia I say
your friends can go jump in the bay
full of jellyfish stings
and other sharp things
for their rudeness they really must pay
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mom2dkay




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 03 2014, 12:33 am
Dh's chosson teacher advised him
"You shouldn't kiss your wife
It isn't all that necessary
For a satisfying life."

Obviously chosson teacher
Is definitely gay
How do I know this
Cause he hates lingerie
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naturalmom5




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 03 2014, 1:11 am
The Rebbe ztl used to say

That he keeps himself from his wife away

Almost every single day

Chodesh Tishrei he cant consent

What mit dee heilige teg un dee sicka vent

Chodesh cheshvan oy vei iz azoi bitter

Ir vaiz nit oib siz mitter

Neither is available the month fun Kislev

Siz du der 'holy oiros' of Chamonai u booniv

The month fin asara b'teives

Ir ken nisht kimin tzi trachten fun zelicka taivos

Der month fun adar the days of joy

Vi ken mir patir it avek just azoi

Nissan the month of isarusa d'leilu

To do such things iz a groisa shaila

Iyur the month of sefira

To even think about it iz mamesh kefira

Sivan der chodesh fun matan Torah

To di it would be the aitzus yetza hoora

Tammuz the month of shiva ooser

To fornicate iz zicher user

Av the month we lost the fight

Vi iz es shaich to have an apetite

Elul iz a zman of 'slicha v'kapoora'

Why should he 'farpatchke' ma li u'letzura

So iz it a za vunder

Er hut nisht ibergeluzt kin kinder
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theoneandonly




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 03 2014, 2:41 am
Sitting here laughing
at the brilliant poems
can I contribute?
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theoneandonly




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 03 2014, 2:42 am
To shave or to wax
and then how should I clean up?
amother questions
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June




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 03 2014, 3:04 am
there once was a girl so fine
who never ever went online
til she found this site
and stayed up all night
crashed in bed at a quarter to nine.
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mandr




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 03 2014, 10:34 am
I bust say, I have dot bid dis ill
Id a while. Cobbid codes are doh thrill.
Frub by bouth, you'll hear sdoring;
By doze? Dodstop pouring.
I'b going idsade, deed a pill!
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Maya




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 03 2014, 11:39 am
naturalmom, I know where that is from... Smile
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devo1982




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 03 2014, 11:46 am
Marina did try
To get reported in style
But alas, no luck

I don't wear Uggs but
I do wear the L.L. Bean
Equivalent. Help?

Always judge someone
By their boots, especially
Those bummy Ugg boots
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 03 2014, 12:06 pm
She wants to stay out
Not yet willing to channel
Her inner cynic

But I have to say, you can't judge a person till you've walked a mile in her Uggs.
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devo1982




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 03 2014, 12:28 pm
To go out in snow
And shovel pre-Shabbos
Or just let it sit?

It's frigid out there
I could be inside, baking
Warm, yummy challah
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sneakermom




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 03 2014, 2:15 pm
I'm tired, what's new?
The housework is calling
I had hoped to relax on my
"snowcation"
But the kids are happy and so cooperative
so I'm counting my blessings.
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granolamom




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 03 2014, 2:52 pm
am I a bum
if I wear uggs
from
costco?

is it a poem
if I just line break
randomly?

and what do you call
a gay man
who likes lingerie?
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