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mummiedearest
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Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:58 pm
gold21 wrote: | I would wear Ugg boots
But I dislike boots
In an alternate universe
I would love to walk around barefoot. |
reporting this post. how could you, gold21?????
now respect all those question marks!!!!
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mummiedearest
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Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:59 pm
commas,are,for,dorks
punctuation.is.stupid
ha?ha?ha?ha?ha?
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mummiedearest
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Fri, Jan 03 2014, 12:00 am
my kids don't have school
tomorrow's a blizzard day
so I'm not sleeping.
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mummiedearest
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Fri, Jan 03 2014, 12:02 am
I'm too old for this
gallivanting on the web
it's past my curfew.
g'night all!
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bamamama
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Fri, Jan 03 2014, 12:05 am
sequoia wrote: | There once was a girl who had been
My friend for years through thick and thin
Until she and my ex
Decided to have s.ex
I just found out today. I can't win! |
Your ex and your friend went to bed
for that they get thumped on the head
by a very large cat
who is wielding a bat
which looks whiffle-y but really is lead
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sequoia
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Fri, Jan 03 2014, 12:10 am
The worst is that all our friends know
They went on double dates to and fro
No one said, "That's whack!"
But laughed behind my back
Just today I found out it is so.
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bamamama
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Fri, Jan 03 2014, 12:11 am
Shout out to mummieD for some cool poems!!!
Take no offense, but
cantaloupe on gefilte fish
makes me want to hurl
on the other hand
schnitzel with fluff sounds yummy
no I'm not pregnant
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bamamama
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Fri, Jan 03 2014, 12:15 am
sequoia wrote: | The worst is that all our friends know
They went on double dates to and fro
No one said, "That's whack!"
But laughed behind my back
Just today I found out it is so. |
Hug to you dear Sequoia I say
your friends can go jump in the bay
full of jellyfish stings
and other sharp things
for their rudeness they really must pay
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mom2dkay
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Fri, Jan 03 2014, 12:33 am
Dh's chosson teacher advised him
"You shouldn't kiss your wife
It isn't all that necessary
For a satisfying life."
Obviously chosson teacher
Is definitely gay
How do I know this
Cause he hates lingerie
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naturalmom5
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Fri, Jan 03 2014, 1:11 am
The Rebbe ztl used to say
That he keeps himself from his wife away
Almost every single day
Chodesh Tishrei he cant consent
What mit dee heilige teg un dee sicka vent
Chodesh cheshvan oy vei iz azoi bitter
Ir vaiz nit oib siz mitter
Neither is available the month fun Kislev
Siz du der 'holy oiros' of Chamonai u booniv
The month fin asara b'teives
Ir ken nisht kimin tzi trachten fun zelicka taivos
Der month fun adar the days of joy
Vi ken mir patir it avek just azoi
Nissan the month of isarusa d'leilu
To do such things iz a groisa shaila
Iyur the month of sefira
To even think about it iz mamesh kefira
Sivan der chodesh fun matan Torah
To di it would be the aitzus yetza hoora
Tammuz the month of shiva ooser
To fornicate iz zicher user
Av the month we lost the fight
Vi iz es shaich to have an apetite
Elul iz a zman of 'slicha v'kapoora'
Why should he 'farpatchke' ma li u'letzura
So iz it a za vunder
Er hut nisht ibergeluzt kin kinder
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theoneandonly
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Fri, Jan 03 2014, 2:41 am
Sitting here laughing
at the brilliant poems
can I contribute?
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theoneandonly
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Fri, Jan 03 2014, 2:42 am
To shave or to wax
and then how should I clean up?
amother questions
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June
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Fri, Jan 03 2014, 3:04 am
there once was a girl so fine
who never ever went online
til she found this site
and stayed up all night
crashed in bed at a quarter to nine.
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mandr
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Fri, Jan 03 2014, 10:34 am
I bust say, I have dot bid dis ill
Id a while. Cobbid codes are doh thrill.
Frub by bouth, you'll hear sdoring;
By doze? Dodstop pouring.
I'b going idsade, deed a pill!
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Maya
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Fri, Jan 03 2014, 11:39 am
naturalmom, I know where that is from...
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devo1982
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Fri, Jan 03 2014, 11:46 am
Marina did try
To get reported in style
But alas, no luck
I don't wear Uggs but
I do wear the L.L. Bean
Equivalent. Help?
Always judge someone
By their boots, especially
Those bummy Ugg boots
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PinkFridge
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Fri, Jan 03 2014, 12:06 pm
She wants to stay out
Not yet willing to channel
Her inner cynic
But I have to say, you can't judge a person till you've walked a mile in her Uggs.
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devo1982
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Fri, Jan 03 2014, 12:28 pm
To go out in snow
And shovel pre-Shabbos
Or just let it sit?
It's frigid out there
I could be inside, baking
Warm, yummy challah
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sneakermom
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Fri, Jan 03 2014, 2:15 pm
I'm tired, what's new?
The housework is calling
I had hoped to relax on my
"snowcation"
But the kids are happy and so cooperative
so I'm counting my blessings.
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granolamom
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Fri, Jan 03 2014, 2:52 pm
am I a bum
if I wear uggs
from
costco?
is it a poem
if I just line break
randomly?
and what do you call
a gay man
who likes lingerie?
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