first off chub is slang ... ICH HUB MOIRA - I have fear
shalashudes is also slang for SHOLOSH SEUDOS
now as for the beer - which is nothing like smirnoff soda [& yes most flavours have a hechsher "KSA kosher" on the box if not the bottle] ... you are going to need some vodka to make it effective
but I'm watching the reel in my head of you running ... and I'm laughing literally - so I'm with your hubby on that [just for a good chuckle]
you do realize you are making your baby scared too
as for cleaning with booze - yes I found 2 shots of tequilla that had to be cleaned for pesach ... what can I say לחיים
