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If your baby would talk what would he say?



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champion




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 01 2014, 6:37 am
what funny/weird things would you baby say if he could talk.
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amother


 

Post Mon, Dec 01 2014, 6:37 am
"ma stop eating chocolate, I don't like chocolate milk"
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2gether




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 01 2014, 9:05 am
hold me! all day!

why do you shut the front door/cabinet doors/fridge in my face- after I crawled over?!
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pickle321




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 01 2014, 10:00 am
I dont know, let me ask her Wink
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ny21




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 01 2014, 10:15 am
I love you mommy
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ny21




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 01 2014, 10:17 am
"What is that thing you are always pointing at me "?
(My camera )
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Dolly Welsh




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 01 2014, 12:04 pm
I davened really well!
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ectomorph




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 01 2014, 12:18 pm
"I'm starving to death here! WHy doesn't anyone feed me around here! I need to eat!"
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amother


 

Post Mon, Dec 01 2014, 12:39 pm
I was babysitting my 4 month old granddaughter & attempted to take her with me to do some errands, not realizing it was a cold and very windy day.

When we got out of the car at the first stop and she felt the wind in her face, she made quite a face and she clearly told me "Bubbie, this is a really bad idea. Let's go home and be cozy!" So we did.
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wife2




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 01 2014, 2:24 pm
why do you walk out of one room to go to another room when I crawled across the whole apartment to get to you?
why do you leave me at a babysitter when I have more fun with you?
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Elbowmac




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 01 2014, 2:37 pm
"Wait, Ima. Are you sure that gravity exists? Let me throw this sippy cup/bottle/spoon/toy/food item to the floor one more time, just to be certain."

"Why play with any of my toys, when I can play with this shoe I found under the bed?"

"I'm ready to be potty trained! That's why I always try to roll of the changing table when I'm being changed!"

"Sleep is for grownups!"

"I know you told me 'No' before Ima, but maybe you changed your mind in the last 5 seconds? Let me try to pull on that power cord again..."
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amother


 

Post Mon, Dec 01 2014, 6:03 pm
"OMG I can TALK!!! WHO KNEW?!"
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amother


 

Post Tue, Dec 02 2014, 5:59 pm
Ma, you can stop with the wierd faces and wonky noises. I'm not a baby, ya know?

LOL
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