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Spinoff Polygamy: "Singles" Ads for Co-wife



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Post Thu, Jan 15 2015, 8:11 pm
Charming married guy with wife and seven kids seeking single woman with income of $500,000 year.
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FranticFrummie




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 15 2015, 8:32 pm
Lazy wife seeks co-wife. Please have OCD, a deep love of housecleaning, and gourmet cooking skills.

I'll look after DD, and spend the rest of my time on imamother! LOL

DH is available on Tues, Thurs, and Sunday.
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justforfun87




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 15 2015, 8:42 pm
20 pd overweight wife seeking a 35pd overweight single woman who likes to cook, clean, work full time, minimal drama, and low relations drive. Spunky girls no need apply.
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Post Thu, Jan 15 2015, 11:37 pm
Happily married male age 65 seeking new co-wife in her upper 20's. Will consider female between 30-32.
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amother


 

Post Thu, Jan 15 2015, 11:42 pm
Seeking unemployed co wife to babysit kids while I'm at work. To sleep in the cowshed.
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gittelchana




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 16 2015, 12:59 am
Husband whose wife is in her ninth month seeks second wife because first wife will soon be unavailable for several weeks straight.

Woman seeks co wife. She needs someone to blame for all that fails in her marriage and housekeeping.

Pregnant woman who gets nauseous from cooking seeks co wife to cook in her place. Co wife is for cooking purposes only and is to never have s-x with the husband.
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amother


 

Post Fri, Jan 16 2015, 1:04 am
Desperate married man seeking concubine AGAIN. Benefits include life insurance policy of $1,000,000. Based on life expectancy of predecessors, likely to be cashed in early.

(Inspired by some violent posts on the original thread...)

Twisted Evil
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FranticFrummie




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 16 2015, 3:35 am
amother wrote:
Desperate married man seeking concubine AGAIN. Benefits include life insurance policy of $1,000,000. Based on life expectancy of predecessors, likely to be cashed in early.

(Inspired by some violent posts on the original thread...)

Twisted Evil


Please respond to

King Henry XIII
Royal Palace
London
1543

*Yes, I have been watching The Tudors. Why do you ask? Wink
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mirror




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 16 2015, 12:24 pm
Do Shadchanim offer "volume discounts" for polygamists?
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nyer1




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 16 2015, 12:44 pm
rolling from laughter right now.
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amother


 

Post Fri, Jan 16 2015, 12:55 pm
If you want a choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts
Play game, all sorts
If you don't scold and castigate us
We will never give you cause to hate us
We won't hide your spectacles so you can't see
Put toads in your bed, or pepper in your tea
Hurry co-wife
Many thanks, sincerely
Co-wives 2 and 3
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Post Fri, Jan 16 2015, 1:11 pm
it isn't easy taming a man. why search for one in the wild when you can get one already broken in? if you like the sound of a man who has been housebroken by another woman, then you will love the sound of a man who has been housebroken by two! looking for a Wife3 to join our happy family. why settle for a single man when you can aim higher and be the third wife a married man with many children!
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amother
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Post Sat, May 16 2015, 11:15 pm
Thank you for the good laughs LOL
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amother
Khaki


 

Post Sat, May 16 2015, 11:19 pm
FranticFrummie wrote:
Please respond to

King Henry XIII
Royal Palace
London
1543

*Yes, I have been watching The Tudors. Why do you ask? Wink


Oh, my post (that you responded to) didn't make it clear that it would be the wife murdering the concubines, not the husband.

Thanks for whoever bumped this, for giving me the chance to clarify this vital point. Twisted Evil
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, May 16 2015, 11:48 pm
FranticFrummie wrote:
Please respond to

King Henry XIII
Royal Palace
London
1543

*Yes, I have been watching The Tudors. Why do you ask? Wink


King Henry XIII? I must have missed a few. My Britannica lists only eight. Granted, it's old, being the 1979 edition, but even so...
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Liebs




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, May 17 2015, 4:41 am
justforfun87 wrote:
20 pd overweight wife seeking a 35pd overweight single woman who likes to cook, clean, work full time, minimal drama, and low relations drive. Spunky girls no need apply.


LOL!!!!Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter
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