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FranticFrummie




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 27 2015, 4:01 pm
Dinner EVERY night?!

Didn't I just feed you people YESTERDAY? Mad
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Barbara




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 27 2015, 5:22 pm
zaq wrote:
Why is Israel Deliberately "Antagonizing US?

Israel is hoping to incite the US to declare war. When the US emerges victorious, its government will pour vast sums of money into rebuilding the Israeli economy and infrastructure. However, with our luck, Israel will win.

Wave if you remember this one from days gone by!


The Duchy of Grand Fenwick, of course.
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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 27 2015, 5:42 pm
"Can you define your life in just six words?"

you can't even ask this in 6 words ... here I'll help

Define your life in six words?
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 27 2015, 5:50 pm
zaq wrote:
Why is Israel Deliberately "Antagonizing US?

Israel is hoping to incite the US to declare war. When the US emerges victorious, its government will pour vast sums of money into rebuilding the Israeli economy and infrastructure. However, with our luck, Israel will win.

Wave if you remember this one from days gone by!


Wave I can hear that mouse roaring as we type.
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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 27 2015, 5:57 pm
"Dinner EVERY night?!"

sure go ahead make me dinner every night ~ & then I'll take a massage & a manicure while you're at it ...
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 27 2015, 6:03 pm
Are Kerisma skirts "out" or still in?

If I never heard of them, they were never in to begin with. Next.
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gittelchana




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 27 2015, 8:18 pm
Stinky laundry advice.

Hmm Scratching Head I think a washing machine + laundry detergent might be good advice.
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FranticFrummie




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 28 2015, 4:05 am
If u can only have (only had) c's, were u given a limit

Scratching Head Hmmm, I think I need to buy a vowel.

c u later? What
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FranticFrummie




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 28 2015, 4:12 am
Bodek spinach/broccoli in Israel - to the tune of Santa Claus is Comin' to Town.Music

Checking my veg, checkin' it twice
Looking for signs of aphids or lice
MIL is comin' to town!

Check while kids are sleeping
Light box for safety's sake
Separate the bad from good
Later on I'll bake the cake. cake Yum!

Shabbos rush, no time to check
I'll buy bodek, what the heck
MIL is coming, to toooooowwwwwn!
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JMM-uc




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 28 2015, 4:46 am
FranticFrummie wrote:
Bodek spinach/broccoli in Israel - to the tune of Santa Claus is Comin' to Town.Music

Checking my veg, checkin' it twice
Looking for signs of aphids or lice
MIL is comin' to town!

Check while kids are sleeping
Light box for safety's sake
Separate the bad from good
Later on I'll bake the cake. cake Yum!

Shabbos rush, no time to check
I'll buy bodek, what the heck
MIL is coming, to toooooowwwwwn!
Rolling Laughter
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DrMom




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 28 2015, 6:06 am
How to stretch salmon (for a simcha) TIME SENSITIVE

You will need 2 people.
One of you firmly grasp the tail, and the other firmly grasp the head. Pull!
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the world's best mom




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 28 2015, 6:33 am
Needlepoint - Where to buy high quality threads?

No need to look any further. Right here on imamother, we have many high quality threads about needlepoint in our crafts and hobbies section. I'm not sure if you can buy them though.
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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 28 2015, 11:38 am
"Spacing out vaccines schedule"

I'm spacing out - but not because of vaccines Hypnotized
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 28 2015, 2:31 pm
FranticFrummie wrote:
Dinner EVERY night?!

Didn't I just feed you people YESTERDAY? Mad



That's exactly how it feels!
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the world's best mom




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 29 2015, 9:53 am
Family of six children. How do I define orgnaized?

If you can find your head and all 6 of your kids, then you're doing fine (though I think you misplaced some of the letters in the word organized).
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tigerwife




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 29 2015, 10:49 am
"Engorged/menstruation is their a correlation?"

What an awful situation
Suffering that combination
Maybe take a small vacation
And enjoy some relaxation
By some shower occupation
The hot water's your salvation
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 29 2015, 1:17 pm
Hi do any of you know Rabbi Dovid HaCohen the mekubal?

Moishe, a top agent of the Mossad is told he has to rendezvous in a certain foreign city with a guy named Cohen. Moishe gets to the address in the foreign city and to his consternation, sees there are 3 Cohen families living in the building. He knocks on the door of the first Cohen and says, "Chocolate tastes delicious in the springtime". The guy looks at him and says, "You want COHEN THE SPY!. HE'S ON THE 3rd FLOOR!"


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33055




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 29 2015, 1:32 pm
What is your cheapest dinner?

Going to my sisters.
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33055




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 29 2015, 3:17 pm
Who is not resentful towards TH?

I keep reading this as who is not resentful towards DH?
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 29 2015, 5:55 pm
Are you a natural individual who is pro vaccination.

No-I-am-a-robot-who-is-pro-vaccination.
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