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-> Household Management
On The Bedpost overnight?
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no |
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all of the above |
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has "bed" in it, I had better report it |
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sped
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Tue, Jul 28 2015, 12:56 pm
zaq wrote: | How about this one--how many verses do you know:
Sort of original version:
They say that in the Army
The coffee's mighty fine
It's good for cuts and bruises,
And tastes like turpentine!
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life
Gee, Ma, I wanna go
back to O_H_I_O (alternate version "Ontario" for Canadians)
Gee, Ma, I wanna go home.
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My mother used to sing that to us:
They say that in the Army
The pay is mighty fine,
They give you $50
And they take back 49!
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life
Gee, Ma, I wanna go home...
They say that in the Army
The biscuits are mighty fine
One fell off the table
And killed a pal of mine!
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life
Gee, Ma, I wanna go home...
I know there is more...
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zaq
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Thu, Jul 30 2015, 1:30 pm
It's a Yank thing you wouldn't understand.
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ahuva06
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Thu, Jul 30 2015, 1:34 pm
zaq wrote: | How about this one--how many verses do you know:
Then come the camp versions:
They say that in Camp Whatsit (sub name of your camp)
The rolls are mighty fine,
One fell of the table, and killed a friend of mine
Oh I don't wanna go to Camp Whatsit,
Gee Ma, I wanna go
Back to the place I know
Gee, Ma, I wanna go home.
Etc. There are infinite variations |
They say in camp _______
that the food is really great
you eat it at 7
and you throw it up at 8
Mama I wanna go
back where the toilets flow,
mama I wanna go home!
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seeker
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Mon, Aug 03 2015, 9:58 pm
And wasn't there something about the cat that came back? We thought he was a goner, but.
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zaq
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Tue, Aug 04 2015, 2:16 pm
The Cat Came Back
Old Mr. Johnson had problems of his own.
He had a little cat that just wouldn't leave his home.
He tried and he tried to give the cat away.
He gave it to a little man going far far away...
But the cat came back the very next day.
The cat came back. They thought he was goner
But the cat came back. He just wouldn't stay away.
He gave it to a little boy for a five-dollar note.
He told the boy to take the cat up river on a boat.
The boat turned over and was never found,
And now they drag the river for the little boy who drowned...
But the cat came back the very next day.
The cat came back. They thought he was goner
But the cat came back. He just wouldn't stay away.
The man around the corner said he'd shoot the cat on sight.
He loaded up his shotgun full of nails and dynamite.
He waited... and he waited... 'till the cat came walking round
And ninety-nine pieces of the man was all they found...
But the cat came back the very next day.
The cat came back. They thought he was goner
But the cat came back. He just wouldn't stay away.
The H-bomb fell the other next day.
The A-bomb fell in the exact same way.
First Russia! Then China! And then the USA.
The entire human race was left without a chance to pray...
But the cat came back the very next day.
The cat came back. They thought he was goner,
But the cat came back. He just wouldn't stay away.
Not to mention another camp classic with more verses than you can throw into a campfire...
When Mr. Noah built the Ark
He said it was his duty
He saved the birds and beasts and us
But why'd he save the cootie?
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more
It ain't gonna rain no more
And how how the heck can I wash my neck
if it ain't gonna rain no more?
A peanut sat on the railroad track
Its heart was all aflutter,
Along came the 4:15
CHOO--CHOO!! Peanut butter.
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more
It ain't gonna rain no more
And how how the heck can I wash my neck
if it ain't gonna rain no more?
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amother
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Tue, Aug 04 2015, 7:05 pm
I remember another verse:
We had a banana tree, no bananas would give, 2x
My wife said honey, this isn't funny were losing money, why won't she give?
One day a tornado rolled into the yard,
It knocked our banana tree right off it's guard,
It's giving banana splits......
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