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debsey

Tue, Mar 08 2016, 10:13 pm

I need some jokes for my son's M"M. The more groan-worthy and geeky the better.

Here's the first one I have

You can't trust atoms.....they make up everything.

naturalmom5

Tue, Mar 08 2016, 10:22 pm

The sign on the bar said no faster than light photons served here

Two walked in..

What do you caller lumberjack who sings on tune

A. Logarithm

debsey

Tue, Mar 08 2016, 10:29 pm

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tigerwife

Tue, Mar 08 2016, 10:44 pm

A man walks into a bar.

Ouch.

debsey

Tue, Mar 08 2016, 10:52 pm

tigerwife wrote:

A man walks into a bar.

Ouch.

Ouch is right... nice one.

singleagain

Tue, Mar 08 2016, 11:16 pm

shanie5

Mon, Mar 14 2016, 6:06 pm

tigerwife wrote:

A man walks into a bar.

Ouch.

3 men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked

water_bear88

Mon, Mar 14 2016, 6:19 pm

A neutrino walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve neutrinos here." The neutrino replies, "Don't worry, I'm just passing through."

A proton walks into a bar and orders one pint after another. As he tries to order his fifth drink, the bartender asks, "Are you sure you can handle another?" The proton replies, "I'm positive."

fluffernutter

Mon, Mar 14 2016, 6:22 pm

What do you call a cow that lands on a live wire?

An utter shock!

Why was the pyrophobic (someone afraid of fire) afraid to start shidduchim?

He was afraid to meet the matchmaker.

What was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less

What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells

(My husband made up the 1st two.)

debsey

Mon, Mar 14 2016, 6:23 pm

fluffernutter wrote:

That reminds me - what do you call a cow who just gave birth? Decaffeinated!

naturalmom5

Mon, Mar 14 2016, 8:12 pm

Entropy is not what it used to be

An infectious disease walked into a bar
Bartender said we don't serve yoiyr kind here
He said you aren't a very good host

What's the difference between iron man and iron woman

One is a superhero
One is a command

fluffernutter

Tue, Mar 15 2016, 4:50 pm

debsey wrote:

That reminds me - what do you call a cow who just gave birth? Decaffeinated!

Oh wow. Thats good.

gp2.0

Tue, Mar 15 2016, 5:08 pm

What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don't take me for granite.

How did the astronaut serve dinner in outer space?
On flying saucers.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark.

Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.

Why did I divide sin by tan?
Just cos.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20." The second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second one dies.

A photon checks into a hotel and tells the bellhop "I don't have any luggage. I'm traveling light."