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marina




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 2:19 pm
amother wrote:
Oh witchcraft practitioner, save me please! Do you have a money back guarantee though if I don't see the results of my purchase after 30 days?


Actually, the way it works is that if you don't see results after 30 days, it is just because the ayin hara is extra evil upon you and you will probably need the Grande or even a Venti treatment, at 34 and 51 dollars respectively.

But I'm sure this will work the first time. I have great success rates! The bigliest, in fact.
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marina




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 2:24 pm
MagentaYenta wrote:
I have a feeling Marina is going to use the $$ to fund her presidential campaign in 2020.


Would you like to be the lead-er of my campaign? It will be a grass-roots, heavy-metal movement!
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amother
Lawngreen


 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 2:28 pm
marina wrote:
Actually, the way it works is that if you don't see results after 30 days, it is just because the ayin hara is extra evil upon you and you will probably need the Grande or even a Venti treatment, at 34 and 51 dollars respectively.

But I'm sure this will work the first time. I have great success rates! The bigliest, in fact.


And if the Venti sized treatment doesn't work, it's because I didn't make myself an adequate kelli for the lead, eh?

Well, if it's for your presidential run in 2020 to get rid of Herr Drumpf - I'll gladly contribute to the worthy cause. But if it's just to finance some Grande or Venti sized coffee cups - I'll need some haskamos first. Which rabbis do you have endorsing you?
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marina




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 2:38 pm
amother wrote:
And if the Venti sized treatment doesn't work, it's because I didn't make myself an adequate kelli for the lead, eh?

Well, if it's for your presidential run in 2020 to get rid of Herr Drumpf - I'll gladly contribute to the worthy cause. But if it's just to finance some Grande or Venti sized coffee cups - I'll need some haskamos first. Which rabbis do you have endorsing you?


If you must know, I have the highest approbations from Rabbis Pink and Sequoia.

Every cup of coffee, especially Mocha, brings us closer to the yeshua.

As our sages teach: V'ahavta L'reacha Ka- Mocha!
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amother
Lawngreen


 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 3:22 pm
Marina, that last line was a piece of genius. Rolling Laughter
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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 3:24 pm
why would anybody even think another person's עין הרע would affect you ... unless they're god yeah ... pick a number & go to the back of the line

only Hashem controls the world and we have no answers
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MagentaYenta




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 3:27 pm
marina wrote:
Would you like to be the lead-er of my campaign? It will be a grass-roots, heavy-metal movement!


I have managed several losing campaigns. I'm on board, I get a 10$ vig on any lead/vente/mochas you pour. Demi cups don't count.
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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 3:29 pm
oh & on a scientific note: lead bubbles when boiled ... they are not eyeballs ~ evil or otherwise
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amother
Lawngreen


 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 3:30 pm
greenfire wrote:
why would anybody even think another person's עין הרע would affect you ... unless they're god yeah ... pick a number & go to the back of the line

only Hashem controls the world and we have no answers


Rationally it doesn't make sense, but it's a marketing ploy exploiting the most desperate of people at their most vulnerable time. There's plenty of scams and unethical marketing schemes out there,but personally I find those twisting the Torah and getting haskamos from rabbonim for their scam is despicable to a new level. Lining their pockets with desperate people's money while waving around a haskomoh and some out of context pesukim or kabbalah, ugh. (Or saying it's a mesorah they inherited from their grandmother, and that lead pouring has been in their family for generations - nice cushy family business going on there!)
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Maybe




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 4:45 pm
347-675-4733 Mrs Klein she refused to take $ a few times saying your child has no ayin rah, each time I verified with another person who said the same. Otherwise just $20 no big deal


Chazal say Ayin rah is a fact & was part of the power of Bilam.

Next time you open a sidur see the tefilah for ayin rah, right after birchat hashachar.

Anyone claiming pouring lead or wax is an isuur, should please name 1 posek that said that

There are crooks & honest experts in every field,

http://ohr.edu/ask/ask051.htm

http://www.chabad.org/parshah/.....s.htm

http://www.aish.com/atr/Evil-E......html
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tichellady




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 5:56 pm
Maybe wrote:
347-675-4733 Mrs Klein she refused to take $ a few times saying your child has no ayin rah, each time I verified with another person who said the same. Otherwise just $20 no big deal


Chazal say Ayin rah is a fact & was part of the power of Bilam.

Next time you open a sidur see the tefilah for ayin rah, right after birchat hashachar.

Anyone claiming pouring lead or wax is an isuur, should please name 1 posek that said that

There are crooks & honest experts in every field,

http://ohr.edu/ask/ask051.htm

http://www.chabad.org/parshah/.....s.htm

http://www.aish.com/atr/Evil-E......html


believing in the concept of ayin hara doesn't mean that you are comfortable with the concept of hiring someone to remove it while doing a ritual act. to me that seems idolatrous. I am pretty sure the Rambam would agree. there may be different opinions about this but I prefer to be machmir when it comes to violating avodah zara directly. I am not trying to be preachy or obnoxious here, I truly feel for the OP, this just really does not jive with the judaism I know and practice.
perhaps one's intent and understanding of what is going on would determine whether it is avodah zara or not. maybe for me it would be but for others it would not be because they would see it differently from how I see it.

op, I hope your situation improves.
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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 6:06 pm
greenfire wrote:
oh & on a scientific note: lead bubbles when boiled ... they are not eyeballs ~ evil or otherwise


um ~ reported ? pray tell ...
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ra_mom




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 6:11 pm
OP, like tichellady, I send warm wishes and hope that your situation improves.
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Water Stones




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 6:21 pm
amother wrote:
Title says it all. Although it can be a man of men that type of thing. If u know of someone who has come in from Israel or someone here they can do it please post.

TIA

ETA : by ayin hara lady I mean someone who can pour lead and take away ayin haras.


I'm sorry some ladies making fun of you.
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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 23 2016, 6:24 pm
ra_mom wrote:
OP, like tichellady, I send warm wishes and hope that your situation improves.


me as well,

sorry for the tangential discussion
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