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amother
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Thu, Feb 16 2017, 2:43 pm
I have a Meir (Mayor) in my class...
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hello3
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Thu, Feb 16 2017, 3:29 pm
"Can you please tell me a state starting with the letter v? Ummm vialliumsberg?"
"Oh a monster a monster it bit off my foot it bit off my leg....I told u Wednesday night isn't a good night to take a bath- heshy! I'm sorry mama"
"Who is heimy himolstein yes who is heimy himolstein he's the one that saved the factory from burning to the ground "
"Zelda Zelda"
"I voz by his bris- excuse me? Vay shud I excuse you? You weren't even invited to da bris!"
"My great grandmother Kenain haroa has not teeth bh. How can she eat, the matza? And I kenain haroa have teeth and how could I eat the matza?"
Oh and so many more............ the best tapes ever!
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lech lecha08
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Thu, Feb 16 2017, 5:01 pm
imeinu wrote: | Wilkes barre -- not Philadelphia. Thats like saying the catskills when you mean boro park!
as a native philadelphian, I couldn't resist.
btw, I think that line is on 2 tapes but slightly different. The one quoted is on wheres zaidy (when he ends up in Bangkok, Thailand). They were selling raffle tickets.
And on the tape of the flood I think the school name started V'Haer Libeinu.
anyone can clarify!! Its been a while... |
And as a native Wilkes-Barrean, I concur. There was a real devastating flood in 1972.
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lech lecha08
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Thu, Feb 16 2017, 5:05 pm
Anshei Kartoffel
The "I'm not working on Shabbos" song
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amother
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Thu, Feb 16 2017, 6:32 pm
Quote: | As far as quoting lines goes, Mr. Osbourne's speech from the same tape is classic "Hello. My name is Mr. Osbourne. I'm an official from the housing department of New York City. . ." | all the time!
and "I told you Wednesday night isn't a good night for a bath"
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artz
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Thu, Feb 16 2017, 6:42 pm
How about Zug-mir you need a vacation
I dont go to yashivi I go do laundry
im going to the corcis (circus)
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amother
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Thu, Feb 16 2017, 9:43 pm
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How could I forget - from the pesach one - "Sarah Mattah, get the shmatta...." inevitably sung on top of someone's lungs when the pesach boxes make their way down from the attic.
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Actually my mother wrote that :-)
Yocheved (Sorscher) Reich, on R' Yitzy Erps's Yanky and Pesach tape.
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WitchKitty
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Thu, Feb 16 2017, 11:06 pm
amother wrote: | Quote: |
How could I forget - from the pesach one - "Sarah Mattah, get the shmatta...." inevitably sung on top of someone's lungs when the pesach boxes make their way down from the attic.
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Actually my mother wrote that :-)
Yocheved (Sorscher) Reich, on R' Yitzy Erps's Yanky and Pesach tape. |
My favorite tape
Last time I was in the US I bought 2😄
Bit of a long name though...
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amother
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Fri, Feb 17 2017, 2:19 am
Sanity has gone out of season around here!
Great aunt fifi is only 99...a real youngster!
And when you almost choked on a kosher pickle at the ...luncheon, that was pretty funny too!
Always happy to help before an election!
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theoneandonly
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Fri, Feb 17 2017, 3:37 am
amother wrote: | Always happy to help before an election! |
And that's a campaign promise!
Everybody gave a squirt--I soaked up my undershirt! (DS' favorite)
I said I was I'm sorry!
Your statement had so much wit in it, you can say you are an it-wit
Why should we tel aviv? why does he have to know?
Whoa, Heshy and Manny are tearing down the city??
"We won't crash if you pay cash."
I don't remember the exact quotes but when Mister Blister is mourning his pencil factory and talking about "I'm a man of means, you know, and that means I means what I say" or something like that
I'm the mayor, yes the mayor, of seven million souls--he's the mayor, yes the mayor, of ten million potholes!
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all is good
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Fri, Feb 17 2017, 9:30 am
You can't order him...and why not? Cuz he's out of order! from the royal rescue
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HonesttoGod
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Fri, Feb 17 2017, 9:51 am
LOVE THEM ALL!!
I am waiting patiently for my kids to grow up just a little to enjoy the story tapes. I can't wait to listen to them again.
"In russia they have cars with three wheels...and one of them is the steering wheel!!"
Childhood memories.
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mommyla
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Fri, Feb 17 2017, 9:56 am
Every time I use paprika in the kitchen (quite frequently!), we all break into song: I am from Africa, and I sell paprika when I go visit the city of Prague!
(For a period of time my daughter actually thought that paprika was called "Prague.")
Though now when I listen to them I find myself cringing at a lot of the un-PCness...
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amother
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Fri, Feb 17 2017, 2:54 pm
all is good wrote: | You can't order him...and why not? Cuz he's out of order! from the royal rescue |
You always steal the best things.
How did I choose you as an accomplice? I must've been the biggest imbecile!
And you probably still are!
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cbsp
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Fri, Feb 17 2017, 2:58 pm
If you eat mine challos
For "ayn hundred yohr" (100 years)
You will live very long
That is for sure
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OOTBubby
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Fri, Feb 17 2017, 4:09 pm
The Shmuel Kunda tapes came out after most of my kids were already older, but I'd heard a few of them but wasn't totally familiar with them until for the past 3 years our local BY elementary school performed one as a play each year. One year was the seltzer factory one and this year was Anshei Kartoffel with the Mayor and the bar mitzvah. I don't remember which one was the other one. But I enjoyed them very much, even performed by 8th graders.
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mommy9
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Fri, Feb 17 2017, 4:21 pm
"Our grandparents came to this land. "
Determined to cling to every last thing that they were so carefully taught.
Reminds me of my grandparents.
Last edited by mommy9 on Fri, Feb 17 2017, 4:22 pm; edited 1 time in total
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ra_mom
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Fri, Feb 17 2017, 4:22 pm
Who split the water from the Red Sea?
Rebbe, I promise, it wasn't me!
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m in Israel
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Sat, Feb 18 2017, 4:04 pm
"I'm the one that makes the city run. . .do I run it well, oh, yes, you said it.
All the city workers get their jobs done. . . then I come around and take the credit!"
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