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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 06 2017, 8:16 pm
Dinner when on the road

You who are on the road
Must have a code that you can live by

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MitzadSheini




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Nov 07 2017, 3:11 am
Hashem never listens (4yo)

4yo never listens (Hashem)(me)(his father)
..........

(sorry op of that thread that you are having a hard time)
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Nov 07 2017, 7:50 am
Are you happy wearing a sheitel?

If it makes you happy
It can't be that bad
If it makes you happy
Then why the hell are you so sad?

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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Nov 07 2017, 8:06 am
How to get rid of esrog

Throw it at a Cohen.
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 08 2017, 11:10 am
A person who is financially comfortable can..

Mr. Cohen falls and is laying in the road. A lady gets a pillow from her car and lays it under his head until the ambulance arrives.

"Are you comfortable?" she asks.

"Ah vell," he says "I make a living."
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Fashionluver




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 08 2017, 7:25 pm
'showering with ventilation'

Um, who's ventilation?!
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centurion




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 08 2017, 10:38 pm
Bad breadth

And I'm not too happy with the length either
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 09 2017, 12:39 pm
Desperate for tips

They say that waitresses can increase tips by drawing a smiley face on the check ...
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seeker




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 09 2017, 1:00 pm
Chinuch/education: Desperate for tips
We've discussed this here ad nauseum. I think the consensus is generally that you should rather ask your employer for a fairer wage.
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Nov 11 2017, 10:57 am
Which area is more painful to do laser?

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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Nov 11 2017, 11:08 am
Why do some people pinch while they hug?

When I was searching for the previous one I also thought of

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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 12 2017, 11:19 am
Did you get stuck in your starter house?

Call a locksmith.
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centurion




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 12 2017, 3:05 pm
Did you get stuck in your starter house?

Yes, because I didn't care how fat I had gotten
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 12 2017, 4:39 pm
Linen please educate me

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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 12 2017, 5:06 pm
Credit card and I'm sorry

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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 12 2017, 5:21 pm
Bitachon Boot camp by Rabbi Stauber

I'm picturing something like the trust-building exercise where you fall and depend on someone to catch you, without the other person.
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 12 2017, 6:51 pm
Imasoftov thank you for singlehandedly keeping this hilarious thread alive and kicking!
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 12 2017, 6:52 pm
imasoftov wrote:
Bitachon Boot camp by Rabbi Stauber

I'm picturing something like the trust-building exercise where you fall and depend on someone to catch you, without the other person.

LOL
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 13 2017, 8:25 am
Suspicious feeling about DH...

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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Nov 14 2017, 1:07 pm
Tips and advice from ladies who live in small apartments.

Bring the cow, the goat, and the chickens inside.
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