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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Nov 14 2017, 10:51 am
imasoftov wrote:
Tips and advice from ladies who live in small apartments.

Bring the cow, the goat, and the chickens inside.


Can always rely on you for a good laugh!
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iammom




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Nov 14 2017, 2:26 pm
Instant Pot on Shabbat

I've heard of weekend alcoholics... are there weekend druggies too?
If so, count me in!
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Nov 14 2017, 5:29 pm
Where did that lie begin that frum yidden don't get married

Because we're a nation of priests?
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Nov 14 2017, 5:32 pm
iammom wrote:
Instant Pot on Shabbat

I've heard of weekend alcoholics... are there weekend druggies too?
If so, count me in!

Kosher Marijuana Edibles Are a Sabbath Necessity for Observant Jewish Stoners
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Nov 14 2017, 6:28 pm
Laws of lashon hora-support groups, and deception

What are the laws of lashon hara support groups, and what is deceptive about them?
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 15 2017, 12:48 am
Pit in the stomach feeling in first trimester

Is this about how children decide that a pregnant woman swallowed a watermelon seed and it is growing inside her?
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Boca00




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 15 2017, 4:27 am
Imasoftov, I love your sense of humor!
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SixOfWands




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 15 2017, 11:27 am
imasoftov wrote:
Kosher Marijuana Edibles Are a Sabbath Necessity for Observant Jewish Stoners


... let Joan Nathan show you how

http://forward.com/schmooze/38.....than/
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 16 2017, 8:38 am
What is your love language?



She said, "Love, love, love is everything."
I said, "Ok, I guess, whatever."
She said, "What does that mean?"
I said, "Nothin. It's just good to have a backup plan."

She said, "I guess that means you don't got love."
I said, "Maybe I love everyone."
She said, "That's the same as lovin no one."
I said, "Ok, I guess, whatever."

And I have a dream of a New American Language
One with a little bit more Spanish
I have a dream of a new pop music
That tells the truth, with a good beat and some nice harmonies
I have a dream
I have a dream

Tourist towns are a drag sometimes
But in non-tourist towns you can get beat up
Just for lookin a little different
I guess the thing to do is just stay at home

Yeah, but sometimes I think the thing to do
Would be to get a place way out in Missouri
Put down as many months rent as you can part with
Tell everybody else you went to France

I said, "Remember that conversation we had about love?"
I said, "Well, I think that you were right."
She said, "I don't remember sayin nothin about love
It must have been a fantasy of the moment."
I have a dream
I have a dream

I dream of joining the Mafia
And whether people like me is unimportant
I dream of your clock radio
Waking you up with my songs

I have a dream of a New American Language
I dream of new beginnings
I dream of saturation bombing
I dream mostly about love

I have a dream
I have a dream
I have a dream
I have a dream
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Kiwi13




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 16 2017, 8:50 am
β€œWhat do you do when the para is out?”

Call the para company and use a flashlight until they fix it.
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 16 2017, 9:00 am
Neimann Babysitter- Boro Park

I keep expecting to read that she charges two-fifty an hour ...


Last edited by imasoftov on Thu, Nov 16 2017, 4:50 pm; edited 1 time in total
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shyshira




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 16 2017, 2:12 pm
What do you do when the para is out?

Buy milk at the store?
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penguin




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 16 2017, 2:16 pm
Quote:
Neimann Babysitter- Boro Park

I keep expecting to read that she changes two-fifty an hour ...
Clearly some cultural reference that I'm missing here.
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 16 2017, 4:07 pm
penguin wrote:
Quote:
Neimann Babysitter- Boro Park

I keep expecting to read that she changes two-fifty an hour ...
Clearly some cultural reference that I'm missing here.

https://www.snopes.com/busines.....e.asp

ETA: I also see I wrote "changes", meant to say "charges", will edit.
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 16 2017, 4:53 pm
Indoor Play Spaces

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weasley




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 17 2017, 12:30 am
'Where are the ten lost tribes'

Um, if we'd know, they wouldn't be lost would they?
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sirel




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 17 2017, 3:11 am
Back to back packs?

I don't think back packs have gone out of style at all, so I'm not sure what you mean by that.
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 17 2017, 4:41 am
Cheapest Kitchen remodel possible?

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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Nov 18 2017, 9:37 am
Who do you love more?

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RebekahsMom




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 19 2017, 6:23 am
Baby and spinal rap

Baby got back by Sir mix a lot?
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