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Special diet for stressed women



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deedee




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 01 2007, 9:15 pm
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.

BREAKFAST
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss

AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

DINNER
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Remember Stressed spelled backward is desserts!!
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chocolate moose




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 01 2007, 9:19 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Squash




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 01 2007, 9:52 pm
Rolling Laughter

I saw the title of this thread and I was like 'hmm, I could use this, lemme check it out' so the diet starts great. then as I go along I'm ROOOOOOOLLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mitzvahmom




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 01 2007, 10:28 pm
that is toooooo cute! Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter
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loveit




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 02 2007, 8:20 am
Sounds good to me!!!
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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 02 2007, 8:41 am
oh and I scrolled over this many times over ... diets never work ... and when I saw the grapefruit I was like see ... but then ... I saw it

hey I'll go just for the dinner Drunken Smile Drunken Smile Drunken Smile Drunken Smile ... oh and the bag of kisses (who can ever eat just 1)
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technic




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 02 2007, 8:47 am
ive been on this for yrs - it really works!!!!!!!! Twisted Evil
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sunnybrook




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Nov 17 2007, 5:05 pm
Thanks so much!
With such a great sense of humor, you should be riding high, surfing thru all the waves that come your way.
Looking forward to more, on any topic whatsoever.
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MiracleMama




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Nov 17 2007, 9:02 pm
I was about to post asking why on earth your posting a diet that has chicken and milk chocolate in the same meal... but obviously I read on and see it's a joke. Very cute!
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amother


 

Post Sun, Nov 18 2007, 4:17 pm
I forwarded this to my mean, cruel, hard-hearted dietician Twisted Evil , who just doesnt understand what kind of diet would work for me Crying -- she loved it...but said it wouldnt work. embarrassed
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