cute email I got....

amother

Mon, Jan 28 2008, 10:29 am

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when
> you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you:
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> Now days, 80% of women are against marriage,
> WHY?
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> Because women realize it's not worth buying an
> entire pig just to get a little sausage.
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> Men are like....
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> 1. Men are like Laxatives .... They
> irritate the **** out of you.
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> 2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they
> get, the less firm they are.
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> 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be
> done to change them.
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> 4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but
> you're not quite sure why.
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> 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet,
> smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
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> 6. Men are like Commercials ..... You
> can't believe a word they say.
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> 7. Men are like Department Stores ...
> Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
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> 8. Men are like ... Government Bonds ....
> They take soooooooo long to mature.
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> 9. Men are like ... Mascara . They usually
> run at the first sign of emotion.
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> 10. Men are like Popcorn .... They satisfy
> you, but only for a little while.
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> 11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You never
> know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get
> or how long it will last.
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> 12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look
> at, but not very bright.
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> 13. Men are like Parking Spots All the
> good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.