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MommyZ




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 6:53 pm
I'm Yekki so I'm allowed to wash before kiddush and wait 3 hrs between meat and milk Smile
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amother


 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 7:07 pm
I'm chronically depressed so I'm allowed to listen to secular music (not really, but it is a gray area in our chassidus I've been taking advantage of as of late...)
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Lady Godiva




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 7:13 pm
I'm Sephardic, so I'm allowed to eat rice and kitniyot on Pesach.

I'm the mom, so I'm allowed to be the boss in my house. 8)
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MommyZ




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 7:22 pm
Lady Godiva wrote:
I'm Sephardic, so I'm allowed to eat rice and kitniyot on Pesach.

I'm the mom, so I'm allowed to be the boss in my house. 8)
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bubby




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 7:24 pm
I'm old, so I'm allowed to be....eccentric. Wink (My kids say so!)

(why limit this to issues of frumkeit?)
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MommyZ




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 7:29 pm
Lady Godiva wrote:
I'm Sephardic, so I'm allowed to eat rice and kitniyot on Pesach.

I'm the mom, so I'm allowed to be the boss in my house. 8)
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Ima2NYM_LTR




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 7:30 pm
Im BT so Im allowed to ask a lot of questions
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KAlex




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 7:31 pm
I'm vegetarian, so I'm allowed to eat milky chocolate and ice-cream even after being at someone else's Shabbat meal! (Admittedly I don't if I'm not sure they keep serving implements separate.)
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shabbatiscoming




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 7:31 pm
im the mommy so im allowed to tell you what to do.


im woman so I allowed to get PMS every month Smile
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MommyZ




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 7:35 pm
Ima2NYM_LTR wrote:
Im BT so Im allowed to ask a lot of questions


Fair enough Smile
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MommyZ




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 7:35 pm
shabbatiscoming wrote:
im the mommy so im allowed to tell you what to do.


im woman so I allowed to get PMS every month Smile


There you go Smile
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amother


 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 7:46 pm
I'm pregnant/nursing so I'm allowed to eat on fast days
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Ilovehashem26




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 7:48 pm
Im nursing so Im allowed on minor fast days


Im blonde so Im allowed to act dumb sometimes
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Ilovehashem26




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 7:48 pm
(I guess we had the same idea)
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Ima2NYM_LTR




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 7:56 pm
Im a woman so I can crave chocolate for no reason
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amother


 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 8:00 pm
I'm old, so I can wear sneakers to shul.

I'm fat, so I can wear my shirts tucked out.

I have cancer so I can ignore the dishes (and not fast)

I am a grandmother so I can play in the sandbox with my grankids.
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MaBelleVie




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 8:14 pm
I'm sefardi, so I'm allowed to do a HT after 4 days.

I'm thin, so I'm allowed to eat pretty much anything Tongue Out
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yo'ma




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 8:21 pm
I have kids, am I allowed to have a full nights sleep without being woken up????? Sad
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MommyZ




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 8:22 pm
yo'ma wrote:
I have kids, am I allowed to have a full nights sleep without being woken up????? Sad


Sure if you have full time live in help Wink
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chmom




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 14 2010, 8:22 pm
I'm a Yekkie, so I'm allowed to be on time, all the time.
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