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RebekahsMom
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 Sun, Nov 19 2017, 9:26 am
“Telemarketers, please answer my question”
For just an additional $7.95, we can upgrade you to the answers package, worth 5 questions!
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imasoftov
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 1:51 pm
What's the hidden key?
There were three kings and a jolly three too. The first one had a broken nose, the second, a broken arm and the third was broke. "Faith is the key!" said the first king. "No, froth is the key!" said the second. "You're both wrong," said the third, "the key is Frank!" - Bob Dylan, liner notes to John Wesley Harding
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 11:37 pm
Newborn photographer in Brooklyn
That's quite accomplishment.
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imasoftov
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Mon, Nov 20 2017, 2:12 am
Steelwool! in Fashion and Beauty
Sounds painful, I hope that steel wool does not start getting used in either fashion or beauty treatments.
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imasoftov
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Mon, Nov 20 2017, 2:18 am
Very thin car booster
I thought of a car thief stealing one of these
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imasoftov
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Mon, Nov 20 2017, 2:32 am
Which magazine and/or newspaper for my friend in prison?
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imasoftov
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Mon, Nov 20 2017, 10:19 am
How many squares?
How many holes?
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imasoftov
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Tue, Nov 21 2017, 5:00 am
Nonattached tissues safe to flush for shabbos
This reminded me of how when I was a young future scientist I tried to see if you could get a roll of toilet paper to unroll by placing the loose end in the toilet and flushing, and I was now wondering if there was a danger that I had missed (aside from being made to clean up the mess)
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imasoftov
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Tue, Nov 21 2017, 5:24 am
First Kill All the Marriage Counselors with ADD husband?
I'd get him treated for the ADD before he starts his killing spree, he'll be much more effective that way.
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imasoftov
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Tue, Nov 21 2017, 9:55 am
Fear of exams
Test me, test me
Why don't you arrest me?
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imasoftov
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Tue, Nov 21 2017, 10:33 am
If you only have brothers...
... do they like lukshen?
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imasoftov
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Wed, Nov 22 2017, 5:19 am
S/O what's great about being a woman?
Give me a reason to be a woman
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imasoftov
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Wed, Nov 22 2017, 5:26 am
My wig doesn't hold anymore
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world
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imasoftov
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Wed, Nov 22 2017, 5:50 am
Getting married in order to have kids (older- body clock)
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imasoftov
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Wed, Nov 22 2017, 6:05 am
S/O of rich: Mo' money, mo' problems?
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imasoftov
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Wed, Nov 22 2017, 6:11 am
Toddler at the table - how to keep it clean?
Don't even try, give it a bath after it finishes eating.
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zaq
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Wed, Nov 22 2017, 8:40 am
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Thanks for starting my day with a smile (actually several smiles)!
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relish
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Wed, Nov 22 2017, 8:56 am
| imasoftov wrote: | Toddler at the table - how to keep it clean?
Don't even try, give it a bath after it finishes eating. |
Or just feed it in the tub 
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imasoftov
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Thu, Nov 23 2017, 3:46 am
ISO good eye Dr in bp ASAP.
I didn't know that if someone had one good eye and one bad eye that would be two different specialties.
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