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imasoftov
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 Thu, Jan 04 2018, 12:46 pm
Mikvah Tomorrow in the Snow Lakewood
I'd look for an indoor one ...
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Jewishfoodie
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Thu, Jan 04 2018, 12:55 pm
"will it ever get better?"
Well, yes. Seasons change. You'll be shopping for spring in about 2 hours.
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Jewishfoodie
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Thu, Jan 04 2018, 12:59 pm
"What are you doing with your kids today?"
Scuba diving or paragliding. Still deciding... Although my DH insists on horseback riding...
Hmm.. So many options, so little time...
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Jewishfoodie
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Thu, Jan 04 2018, 1:02 pm
"if you're not American, where are you from?"
This sounds like a trick question. Mexico?
Hey Trump! Stop trolling! This is women only! Shoo!
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WitchKitty
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Thu, Jan 04 2018, 5:07 pm
Mikvah Tomorrow in the Snow Lakewood
Read it as Snow White and thought her autocorrect was quite annoying to change movie to mikvah.
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Jewishfoodie
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Thu, Jan 04 2018, 9:53 pm
"Freaky Potato Story"
I stopped reading my potatoes stories YEARS ago. I'm just too busy trying to keep the onions from making people cry.
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Jewishfoodie
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Thu, Jan 04 2018, 10:28 pm
"Basic colors coming to Lakewood"
Baruch Hashem! They can finally stop living in black and white! Who knows. Maybe one day, tertiary colors will follow suit, and then, the whole rainbow! A girl can dream...
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MitzadSheini
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Fri, Jan 05 2018, 12:16 am
| imasoftov wrote: | Pricked 5 times by ob
So the answer to Shylock's question turns out to be "not right away". |
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MitzadSheini
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Fri, Jan 05 2018, 12:18 am
What happened to all the chalav yisrael ice cream?
I ate it of course. It's too cold for icecream where most of you live
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PinkFridge
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Fri, Jan 05 2018, 8:34 am
What happened to all the chalav yisrael ice cream?
Where has all the CY ice cream gone
Long time paaasing
Where has all the ice cream
Long time ago
Where has all the ice cream
Girls ate every one
When will we ever learn
When will we eeeever learn....
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debsey
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Fri, Jan 05 2018, 11:50 am
S/O How to Therapists Go About Pregnancy?
Well, when a mommy therapist loves a daddy therapist very much.........
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Jewishfoodie
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Fri, Jan 05 2018, 11:55 am
| debsey wrote: | S/O How to Therapists Go About Pregnancy?
Well, when a mommy therapist loves a daddy therapist very much......... |
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imasoftov
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Sun, Jan 07 2018, 6:29 am
Freaky potato story
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imasoftov
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Sun, Jan 07 2018, 9:21 am
Mishpacha Serial: Normal Like Me
I need this image on speed-dial
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imasoftov
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Sun, Jan 07 2018, 9:24 am
Is life a struggle?
Yes, but
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imasoftov
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Mon, Jan 08 2018, 4:15 am
What Is the weisbluth method?
Sylvia went to a charity event wearing a beautiful diamond the size of a pigeon egg. Everyone oo’d and ahhh’d over it. Finally, someone asked her about the diamond.
“This,” she said, “is not just any diamond.. this is the Plotkin Diamond.”
“Oooh” said an admirer, “ist it famous”
She said, “Oh, yes, the Plotkin diamond is very famous… and it comes with a terrible curse”
The nearest woman asked, “So, what’s the curse?”
“Plotkin.”
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imasoftov
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Tue, Jan 09 2018, 5:22 am
Felt milk coming in- but didnt get anything!!
How do you get milk from felt (the kind of cloth)?
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SpottedBanana
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Tue, Jan 09 2018, 7:36 am
Seven Secrets of Slim People
1. Veggie soup
2. Veggie soup
3. Veggie soup
4. Veggie soup
5. Veggie soup
6. Veggie soup
7. Veggie soup
I promise this was my immediate reaction. I do eat other things, but it's the only low-cal food that makes me feel full so I thought it might help... 
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imasoftov
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Tue, Jan 09 2018, 7:48 am
S/O how big is a chicken?
a) What's a henway?
b) large enough to get to the other side
c) we needed the eggs
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