What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

Jewishfoodie

Tue, Feb 20 2018, 5:06 pm

Bra fitting Brooklyn Ny

(Where would you buy such a huge bra? )

SixOfWands

Tue, Feb 20 2018, 6:25 pm

Conservatives -- a safe haven

I thought this was a site for Orthodox women. What's next, Reconstructionists, a safe haven?

seeker

Tue, Feb 20 2018, 11:45 pm

Monsey - party dress?
It might look a little funny with the snood, but you do you.

imasoftov

Wed, Feb 21 2018, 5:11 am

Monsey - party dress

PinkFridge

Wed, Feb 21 2018, 8:25 am

Do you drink on Purim?

No. Just to be machmir, I do not drink at all, to the point of dehydration. (Machlokes whether od bichlal or od lo bichlal.)

PinkFridge

Wed, Feb 21 2018, 8:26 am

Jewishfoodie wrote:

Bra fitting Brooklyn Ny

(Where would you buy such a huge bra? )

Maybe get advice from the cockroach that ate Cincinnati.

enneamom

Wed, Feb 21 2018, 9:10 am

Monsey. Party dress?

In my Monsey neighbrohood I always wear a party dress and a snood to the store. That's what they taught me in Isha Kesheira Academy.

(But seriously, what's with Monsey lately?)

keym

Wed, Feb 21 2018, 9:31 am

What to expect when going off the Pill

Hmm. Now im going to take a rqndom guess here. A visit from your local stork?

imasoftov

Thu, Feb 22 2018, 8:35 am

Help! Who puts down concrete?

https://inhabitat.com/11-green.....rete/

(In case that wasn't clear my immediate reaction was to misread it as "who has negative things to say about concrete", not "who makes concrete surfaces")

PinkFridge

Thu, Feb 22 2018, 12:36 pm

Family Purim Costume Ideas?
I don't know how big your family is but a Trojan Horse should be big enough for all of you.

enneamom

Thu, Feb 22 2018, 12:43 pm

imasoftov wrote:

My reaction was, "does your concrete have rabies? Maybe try a vet?"

imasoftov

Sun, Feb 25 2018, 9:23 am

3 kids.is your house always clean and NEAT?

Of course. We also raise unicorns in the backyard and beanstalks in the front that reach up to the sky.

imasoftov

Sun, Feb 25 2018, 10:38 am

From the other side...a heartfelt plea

Jewishfoodie

Sun, Feb 25 2018, 10:42 am

Sefarim Shrank Monsey

See what Sefarim can do?! What are you waiting for! It worked for Monsey..

Goodbye Tanya! Hello, Sefarim..

Jewishfoodie

Sun, Feb 25 2018, 10:47 am

Purim Seuda Meat Help

Dr. Schnitzeler. He's great with meat and meat problems. He's not cheap tho. He's like twice a week, @ $200 a session

greenfire

Sun, Feb 25 2018, 2:24 pm

"Seforim shrank monsey"

honey I shrunk the kids

imasoftov

Sun, Feb 25 2018, 6:57 pm

Dh criticizing my clothes

I hate your body and your spirit and your clothes (with apologies to Leonard Cohen).

Oh so many versions to choose from ...

imasoftov

Sun, Feb 25 2018, 6:59 pm

How to not tell MIL going into labor

You know the expression "use your words"? Well do the opposite.

Jewishfoodie

Sun, Feb 25 2018, 7:02 pm

imasoftov wrote:

How to not tell MIL going into labor

You know the expression "use your words"? Well do the opposite.

Imasotov, I like your sense of humor!

33055

Sun, Feb 25 2018, 7:12 pm

How to not tell MIL going into labor

Ignore her if a puddle develops under her.

Ignore her complaining of contactions