What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

penguin

Wed, Jan 11 2017, 2:36 pm

English name for Menachem
Consuelo? No, wait, that's Spanish. Never mind.

penguin

Wed, Jan 11 2017, 10:44 pm

Gizzards!
Leapin' Lizards!

grace413

Thu, Jan 12 2017, 12:11 am

Anyone else ever lost it with thier child

No. Never. And neither has anybody else in the history of motherhood. LOL

(Hugs to the OP)

imasoftov

Thu, Jan 12 2017, 9:45 am

Williamsburg - Is a fur coat a standard kallah gift?

And for my nineteenth birthday I got a union card and a wedding coat - Bruce Springsteen, "The River"

33055

Thu, Jan 12 2017, 10:45 pm

Is there any place to go on the internet besides imamother.

Nope, it was solely created for this site.

greenfire

Mon, Jan 16 2017, 11:56 am

"Good decaf coffee"

sorry to disappoint ... there is no such thing

greenfire

Mon, Jan 16 2017, 12:07 pm

"Is Bina Insane"

her along with 99% of the world ~ normal is too boring

PinkFridge

Mon, Jan 16 2017, 12:11 pm

greenfire wrote:

"Is Bina Insane"

her along with 99% of the world ~ normal is too boring

You may be right. Apparently when it comes to reading material, it may just be a lunatic [they're] looking for.

PinkFridge

Mon, Jan 16 2017, 12:12 pm

Doona carseat?

Yes. If I have children in the car I'll be doona carseat.

greenfire

Mon, Jan 16 2017, 12:19 pm

"Preferred style of marriage"

monogamy is preferred ... but when that fails try swinging

greenfire

Mon, Jan 16 2017, 10:35 pm

penguin wrote:

Nosering
Is that like Mosering? (As in the lady who wants to report her neighbor for blocking the stairway?)
Oh, it's under Fashion. So I guess it's more like the lady who wants a tattoo. OK. Never mind. Carry on.

no I so get you ... I heard the same posering

greenfire

Mon, Jan 16 2017, 10:40 pm

Squishy wrote:

Did your husband promise to give your unborn child a name?

Nope, we are just going to call the baby male or female.

don't laugh too hard ... some of us are really stuck with the name "Female"

greenfire

Tue, Jan 17 2017, 9:40 pm

"ISO Kosher hotel for Shabbos driving distance from tri-state"

you might want to search for a non-kosher hotel if it's for shabbos driving ...

greenfire

Wed, Jan 18 2017, 12:49 pm

Nursing Forum ~ "What do you use for milk storage?"

my boobs came free with the package

SixOfWands

Wed, Jan 18 2017, 3:15 pm

What food causes you to lose all self control?

A hot dog, of course.

5*Mom

Wed, Jan 18 2017, 3:19 pm

Professional relations with a cousin-WWYD

shock

33055

Wed, Jan 18 2017, 3:19 pm

greenfire wrote:

don't laugh too hard ... some of us are really stuck with the name "Female"

I once met a women who said her name was Fa·mall·ee. I asked her about her name noting it was unusual. She said the nurses gave it to her.

I AM NOT KIDDING!

33055

Wed, Jan 18 2017, 3:27 pm

greenfire wrote:

don't laugh too hard ... some of us are really stuck with the name "Female"

I once met a women who said her name was Fa·mall·ee. I asked her about her name noting it was unusual. She said the nurses gave it to her.

I AM NOT KIDDING!

greenfire

Fri, Jan 20 2017, 11:23 am

"What do you believe makes a woman happy?"

zex & ice cream

greenfire

Fri, Jan 20 2017, 11:30 am

"Do ur kids make u laugh?"

nopes ~ the kids make me cry

my great nephew on the other hand makes me laugh even when he is mischievous because I can give him back at the end of the day Wink