What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

greenfire

Thu, Jan 28 2016, 12:39 pm

"Bed bugs! Who's responsible?"

don't BITE me Cheese

greenfire

Thu, Jan 28 2016, 12:45 pm

"Bourbon?"

yes please !!! לחיים Cheers

DrMom

Thu, Jan 28 2016, 1:49 pm

Rubbers for boys?

Ask your LOR. In rare cases, heters have been given.

zaq

Thu, Jan 28 2016, 4:51 pm

How did you find Imamother?

She was healthy and in good spirits. How did she seem to you?

zaq

Thu, Jan 28 2016, 4:52 pm

debsey wrote:

What can you do with a BA in psychology?

....well, that and a dollar will let you buy a cup of coffee......

Not in Starbucks.

zaq

Thu, Jan 28 2016, 4:53 pm

Thank you to a Shadchan?

Yes, of course you should thank a shadchan, same as you thank anyone who makes an effort on your behalf.

the world's best mom

Thu, Jan 28 2016, 8:35 pm

Are there any young people left in Flatbush

No way. Only senior citizens go there.

imasoftov

Fri, Jan 29 2016, 7:07 am

Instead of tennis balls in the dryer?

groovy1224

Fri, Jan 29 2016, 7:36 am

Newborn screams @ bathtime

Well, tell him he's wasting his time. Screaming never helps. The two of them should try to talk it out calmly and rationally.

greenfire

Fri, Jan 29 2016, 11:44 am

"Do you respect chairs?"

I try to respect them - sometimes I even tell them how pretty they are or how sturdy they are - but then I cannot resist the urge & I lose all sense of respect and sit my butt right down

greenfire

Fri, Jan 29 2016, 11:46 am

imasoftov wrote:

Instead of tennis balls in the dryer?

interesting ... but I hope he wasn't looking for a new one under warranty

PinkFridge

Fri, Jan 29 2016, 12:45 pm

How much do you spend on Shabbos?

I was going to say, slam dunk, this will be a short thread.
$0, duh. This is a frum site, isn't it?
But then I remembered the time I had to take a taxi to the hospital and when I hired wait staff for simchos.

mommyla

Sun, Jan 31 2016, 12:33 am

Mimu frock vs wukogals vs solika or any other brands

I'm sorry, I was under the impression that this was an English-speaking site.

seeker

Sun, Jan 31 2016, 12:51 am

PinkFridge wrote:

You beat me to it. It's a trick question, right?

imasoftov

Sun, Jan 31 2016, 6:50 am

greenfire wrote:

I once saw a sign at a bar, "watch out for chairs".

PinkFridge

Sun, Jan 31 2016, 7:59 am

mommyla wrote:

Mimu frock vs wukogals vs solika or any other brands

I'm sorry, I was under the impression that this was an English-speaking site.

You beat me to this. I was going to say, "Take me to your leader."

imasoftov

Sun, Jan 31 2016, 8:20 am

I am probably the ONLY imamother who has never...

I thought we were going to be playing a drinking game https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/....._Ever

imasoftov

Sun, Jan 31 2016, 8:41 am

How did you find Imamother?

I put some coins in a Rabbi Meir Baal Hanes pushka

PinkFridge

Sun, Jan 31 2016, 10:43 am

Whining=torture for me

Never, EVER, in the history of parenting has a mother ever complained of whining. No good mother will complain when her child whines. She will instead feel so grateful that her child can breathe, and talk, and move.
I hope you feel very, very guilty!

(Seriously, you do know I'm joking, right? Hugs!)

Funny

Sun, Jan 31 2016, 11:26 am

Do you respect chairs?

Do you respect wood? -Larry David
Rolling Laughter