What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

cuties' mom

Thu, Sep 08 2016, 7:47 am

How long to drive crown heights to lakewood?

How can you bring the whole crown heights to lakewood? I think most people living in crown heights would be surprised and disappointed to wake up and find themselves in lakewood.

greenfire

Thu, Sep 08 2016, 1:08 pm

"Looking for girls name that goes with Vita"

Vita Roze 💐

greenfire

Thu, Sep 08 2016, 1:46 pm

"TIRED OF BEING A MOTHER!"

RELAX ~ you can post with your screename

ra_mom

Thu, Sep 08 2016, 7:47 pm

"Bedika Clothes"

I didn't know people wear special clothes when doing bedikas. I certainly learn something new every day on imamother! Wink

imasoftov

Fri, Sep 09 2016, 4:10 am

How many times...

... do you pause mid-sentence in the hope that someone else will finish it?

treestump

Sun, Sep 11 2016, 8:27 am

Setting a date for the Chassene

I've never heard of the Chassene, but it sounds like a really elegant ball! September 21st works for me. Must I bring a gentleman or chaperone?

PinkFridge

Sun, Sep 11 2016, 4:21 pm

Simanim recipe:
Take one serving each of -
carrots
apples
honey
fish and fish head OR lamb and lamb's head
black-eyed peas
squash
everything I'm forgetting

Blend. Serve in shot glasses (that's about all you'll be able to handle) with caviar spoons.

enneamom

Sun, Sep 11 2016, 5:41 pm

What hat for barmi boy?

It's not nice to call him barmy, even if you're buying him a hat. It's old fashioned British slang for "slightly insane".

PinkFridge

Mon, Sep 12 2016, 1:28 pm

Where to buy headbands for fall

Wherever you buy them for winter, spring, and summer. I'm surprised they don't have the autumn stock out yet.

gamekeeper

Mon, Sep 12 2016, 2:40 pm

enneamom wrote:

What hat for barmi boy?

It's not nice to call him barmy, even if you're buying him a hat. It's old fashioned British slang for "slightly insane".

Haha you're right! 😂😂😂 my bad!

greenfire

Wed, Sep 14 2016, 9:07 pm

"Indoor grill recommendation"

not to grill indoors🚫

imasoftov

Thu, Sep 15 2016, 6:00 am

Non jew put me on makeup when mikvah night is on Shabbos

I pictured someone lifting you onto a huge container of makeup.

The Happy Wife

Sat, Sep 17 2016, 10:06 pm

Are you happy with your breadmaker?

Yes, I'm usually pretty happy with myself.

WhatFor

Sun, Sep 18 2016, 2:49 am

Are you happy with your breadmaker?

"Recently discovered hieroglyphics on an old papyrus dating back to Ancient Egypt indicate a Pharaoh was in need of a new breadmaker, which appears to corroborate a Biblical story regarding...."

PinkFridge

Sun, Sep 18 2016, 9:35 am

Gut reaction to candidates

1. I need some Tums.

2. Music

Al-ka seltzer
Plop plop fizz fizz
Oh what a relief it is.

3. Speaking of which, how do you spell relief?

imasoftov

Mon, Sep 19 2016, 4:35 am

When did u star wearing maternity?

greenfire

Tue, Sep 20 2016, 6:00 am

"POLL: How long did you cosleep with your child?"

as I roll over ~ I still notice a kid in my bed ... make that [2] two Nervous

greenfire

Tue, Sep 20 2016, 5:25 pm

"How many people fit in a 10x20 sukkah?"

the same amount that fit into a vw beetle ~ more if you use smaller people

greenfire

Tue, Sep 20 2016, 5:27 pm

"Amshinover shittah?"

had no idea imamother included the amish

zaq

Tue, Sep 20 2016, 10:18 pm

How many people fit in a 10x20 sukkah?

1. Is this a trick question?
2. The same as the number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin.