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Ima2NYM_LTR
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Tue, Sep 24 2013, 5:47 pm
Some talmidim go to their rebbe and ask him "Rebbe, is it better to sing zemiros by sunlight or by moonlight?" The rebbe thinks about it, checks the Gemara, checks the Shulchan Aurah, davens about it. The next day he goes back to his talmidim and tells them "Sunlight or moonlight. Either ohr."
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enneamom
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Tue, Sep 24 2013, 5:50 pm
LOL!
Here's one: for which kiddush do we use white wine?
Kiddush levanah.
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MitzadSheini
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Thu, Apr 14 2016, 6:50 am
Bumping this coz it's funny. And I need a good escapist laugh right now (don't we all?
If anyone has any good jokes that would lighten up the mood for seder, please post them here.
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shanie5
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Tue, May 03 2016, 6:39 pm
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a rabbit?
Nisht a hen and nisht a hare
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lech lecha08
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Wed, May 04 2016, 11:50 am
What tefillah do cows say?
Moossaf
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greenfire
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Wed, May 04 2016, 11:53 am
we need these jokes on heimish laffy taffy wrappers
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FranticFrummie
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Wed, May 04 2016, 12:07 pm
lech lecha08 wrote: | What tefillah do cows say?
Moossaf |
*groan!*
DH is a shochet, I'll have to remember to tell him that one.
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