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Ima2NYM_LTR




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 24 2013, 5:47 pm
Some talmidim go to their rebbe and ask him "Rebbe, is it better to sing zemiros by sunlight or by moonlight?" The rebbe thinks about it, checks the Gemara, checks the Shulchan Aurah, davens about it. The next day he goes back to his talmidim and tells them "Sunlight or moonlight. Either ohr."
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enneamom




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 24 2013, 5:50 pm
LOL!

Here's one: for which kiddush do we use white wine?





Kiddush levanah.
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MitzadSheini




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Apr 14 2016, 6:50 am
Bumping this coz it's funny. And I need a good escapist laugh right now (don't we all?Wink

If anyone has any good jokes that would lighten up the mood for seder, please post them here.
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shanie5




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, May 03 2016, 6:39 pm
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a rabbit?









Nisht a hen and nisht a hare
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lech lecha08




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, May 04 2016, 11:50 am
What tefillah do cows say?



Moossaf
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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, May 04 2016, 11:53 am
we need these jokes on heimish laffy taffy wrappers
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FranticFrummie




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, May 04 2016, 12:07 pm
lech lecha08 wrote:
What tefillah do cows say?



Moossaf


Mad *groan!*

DH is a shochet, I'll have to remember to tell him that one.
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