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The many conjugations of "poop"



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bigsis144




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Oct 31 2013, 11:48 am
So, being an almost-four-year-old little boy, "poop" is one of my eldest DS's favorite words. He uses it any chance he can.

ANY. CHANCE. HE. CAN.

As an experiment, I started writing down every usage of the word in 48 hours. Behold:
Quote:
* I'm checking the poop weather.
* I'm sitting in poop on the floor. *grins* No, I'm joking.
* You made poop-est eggs.
* You don't get a laptop, [baby brother]. You get a poop-top!
* Push the [elevator] button for the poop floor.
* Your name is Poopy Face!
* This car is number poop.
* (holding a broom) Here's my poop stick.
* You've got my poop bowl of noodles.
* I want the poopy pretzel.
* Mommy, open up my poopy yogurt.
* Hey, little poop brother! I'm back from poop school!
* Oh, poopy that!


I have GIVEN UP on getting him to stop. This is my poopy life now.
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gold21




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Oct 31 2013, 11:51 am
HaHaHaHa!!! LOOOL!!
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theoneandonly




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Oct 31 2013, 12:47 pm
Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter
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ysdm




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Feb 20 2017, 10:59 am
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