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 Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:25 pm
| marina wrote: | http://writeahaiku.com/
but this thread is also for all poetry |
Thanks for this wonderful opportunity! 
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sequoia
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Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:28 pm
There once was a girl who had been
My friend for years through thick and thin
Until she and my ex
Decided to have s.ex
I just found out today. I can't win!
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gold21
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Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:30 pm
The distracted kallah teacher
Forgot to mention
That she is allowed to hug her husband.
And so she never did.
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MaBelleVie
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Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:33 pm
| gold21 wrote: | The distracted kallah teacher
Forgot to mention
That she is allowed to hug her husband.
And so she never did. |
ROFL!
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mummiedearest
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Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:34 pm
and if I cover
cantaloupe in gefilte fish
what does your rav say?
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mummiedearest
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Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:35 pm
when engaged take pills
to avoid chuppas niddah.
after they're assur.
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mummiedearest
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Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:36 pm
I make my cholent
with jellybeans and schnitzel
and marshmallow fluff
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mummiedearest
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Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:37 pm
my kids need day camp
otherwise they are monsters
let's have seven more
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gold21
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Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:37 pm
| mummiedearest wrote: | when engaged take pills
to avoid chuppas niddah.
after they're assur. |
OMG, that's really funny, so true!!
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mummiedearest
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Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:38 pm
my kids don't get shots
and only eat organic
they love to eat tobacco
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mummiedearest
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Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:38 pm
| gold21 wrote: | | OMG, that's really funny, so true!! |
I always wondered about that...
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mummiedearest
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Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:39 pm
have a hug button
then we can all wonder if
we are sad or loved
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mummiedearest
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Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:40 pm
dh thinks I'm nuts
I sit here typing haikus
instead of sleeping.
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mummiedearest
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Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:41 pm
marina started
a thread to write some haikus
so where is she, huh?
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mummiedearest
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Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:43 pm
I must type a rant
to solve a big injustice.
cleaning lady quit.
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mummiedearest
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Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:46 pm
random poetry
for your reporting pleasure.
now I have no life.
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mummiedearest
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Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:47 pm
am I too shallow?
a man with a pot-belly
is unattractive.
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gold21
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Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:52 pm
MummieD, you are funny
If you don't wear Ugg boots
Then you're probably Rebbish.
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gold21
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Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:54 pm
I would wear Ugg boots
But I dislike boots
In an alternate universe
I would love to walk around barefoot.
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mummiedearest
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Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:57 pm
| gold21 wrote: | MummieD, you are funny
If you don't wear Ugg boots
Then you're probably Rebbish. |
I don't wear ugg boots
but I go barefoot in June
I must be a bum.
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