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Post Sun, Oct 12 2014, 1:15 pm
1. Talk over your boss when she speaks to you

2. Look at the ceiling when your boss is talking

Any other ideas for the clueless?
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Post Sun, Oct 12 2014, 1:32 pm
3. When your supervisor walks by, hold out your foot to trip her.

4. Bypass security to download malware onto all computers

5. Use fire drills to shred important documents

6. Hide the guest bathroom key(s)

7. Walk around office with headphones and dance

8. Badmouth superiors on bathroom wall

9. End off all correspondence with "I hate my job"
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Post Sun, Oct 12 2014, 2:06 pm
How about "How to get your employee to quit on you in no time"
1) make her feel like an idiot by ignoring her when she asks you a question
2) assume she can read your mind
3) Nickel and dime her when paying her
4) Be disrespectful of her personal life (assuming she doesn't take advantage and has perfectly reasonable requests)
Anonymous because I been on the receiving end of all of this (all by the same employer)
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Post Sun, Oct 12 2014, 2:18 pm
Be on Facebook or here at all times instead of working.
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Post Sun, Oct 12 2014, 2:22 pm
Act weird and xenophobic
And think that every non Jewish office is Lakewood
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Post Sun, Oct 12 2014, 2:24 pm
Work in a non/frum environment in a month chock full of Yom tov
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Post Mon, Oct 13 2014, 7:13 am
Why do you want to get fired?
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Post Mon, Oct 13 2014, 10:37 am
Say something bad about your boss in an email to a coworker, and "accidentally" send it to your boss instead.
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amother


 

Post Mon, Oct 13 2014, 1:37 pm
So iv been trying to resign for a while at work, but somehow always get convinced to stay, or not taken seriously that I'm stopping.
I work with a lot of money, in a family business, and that's why they want me to stay, as they know they can trust me with the money
So often joke with my husband that I have to steal money to get fired
So I guess I'm stuck 😝
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Post Mon, Oct 13 2014, 5:38 pm
Amother 4:37, I was in a job I hated (passive aggressive boss who could explode at anyone any time) but the money was better than I could get anywhere else and how could I quit? (My boss even told me I'd have to go to school for 5 years to get a better job!)

Well, my (mind-)body decided for me. I got so sick I couldn't work. So I had to quit. I still suffer, many years later, with some part of the problem.

The silliest thing is that after a couple of years 'sabbatical' I took another job which was almost as bad. And, of course, I eventually got pretty sick again.

So be kind to yourself! If you need to go, plan an exit strategy!

Of course, if OP is looking for ways to be fired in order to collect unemployment, that's a different matter!
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amother


 

Post Tue, Oct 14 2014, 6:56 pm
Use the company email system to send off-color jokes or images to coworkers. The more off-color, the better.

Anonymous because I know someone who did this and succeeded in getting fired. Trouble was, they didn't want to be.
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Post Tue, Oct 14 2014, 7:31 pm
Post the stupid scores you get on stupid games on Facebook, when you are " freinds" with your boss . After seeing that somebody could not get her work done but had time to play these games, she was fired!
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