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Scrabble123




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 20 2014, 7:02 am
You can get employment in the Ministry of Truth.
Oh and remember Big Brother is watching you!
Come on.. These utopias are not even funny to me because they never work. I feel like whoever posted this does not even understand the harsh reality of what has happened in the "perfect" places. I guess that means she really could live in utopia...........
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watergirl




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 20 2014, 7:06 am
There was actually a youtube show about this. It was a bunch of frum guys from different walks of frum life planning a new city. It was pretty funny!
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rosenbal




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 20 2014, 7:15 am
Scrabble123 wrote:
You can get employment in the Ministry of Truth.
Oh and remember Big Brother is watching you!
Come on.. These utopias are not even funny to me because they never work. I feel like whoever posted this does not even understand the harsh reality of what has happened in the "perfect" places. I guess that means she really could live in utopia...........


C'mon it was a joke. Satire.
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Scrabble123




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 20 2014, 7:17 am
rosenbal wrote:
C'mon it was a joke. Satire.


I know, but it's not even funny because of the connotations that come with utopian societies throughout the years. It's just totally politically incorrect and not humorous at all. Imagine someone making that joke during the cold war: they'd probably be arrested!
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naturalmom5




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 20 2014, 8:07 am
Scrabble123 wrote:
I know, but it's not even funny because of the connotations that come with utopian societies throughout the years. It's just totally politically incorrect and not humorous at all. Imagine someone making that joke during the cold war: they'd probably be arrested!


SCRABBLE.....CHILLL

DRINK SOME CHAMOMILE TEA
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Scrabble123




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 20 2014, 8:09 am
naturalmom5 wrote:
SCRABBLE.....CHILLL

DRINK SOME CHAMOMILE TEA


I'm just saying it's bad humor. I'm pretty chilled. Not sure about your caps though Wink Just stating my opinion as you are with your emotions. It's nothing to get all worked up about.
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causemommysaid




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 20 2014, 8:14 am
I thought it was funny
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 21 2014, 3:18 am
But what's the best part of Utopia to move to?
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JMM-uc




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 21 2014, 3:29 am
imasoftov wrote:
But what's the best part of Utopia to move to?

The Israel part.
I'm moving to Utopia too but the one here in Israel.
You should come, it's amazing!
You can walk in the streets without fear of being stabbed or shot.
You can ride the bus and the train without wondering if the Arab that got on and is carrying a suitcase or wearing a coat on a summery day will blow up and kill everyone.
You can travel anywhere and everywhere and there will be no stone throwing.
You can wait at the bus stop and not be alarmed as cars are coming towards you, worrying they want to run people over.
The achdus and pouring love between us Jews is amazing, no judgment whatsoever. Here in Utopia we don't care what your kippa looks like. Or what shul you daven in.
Please come join me here.
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Raisin




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 21 2014, 3:38 am
I thought it was funny too. Smile
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watergirl




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 21 2014, 4:20 am
Honestly, the place sounds great. But it isnt, well, LAKEWOOD.
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CatLady




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 21 2014, 6:03 am
Oh, maaaaannnn. I thought I had everything mapped out till I read this post. Now I'm torn between Utopia and Pleasantville.

LOL LOL LOL
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Raisin




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 21 2014, 7:01 am
watergirl wrote:
Honestly, the place sounds great. But it isnt, well, LAKEWOOD.


Utopia is Lakewood with enough schools and mikvaos to go round.
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pause




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 21 2014, 7:25 am
Raisin wrote:
Utopia is Lakewood with enough schools and mikvaos to go round.

Noooooooooooooooooooo
I ain't movin' to Utopia then...
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pause




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 21 2014, 7:26 am
watergirl wrote:
Honestly, the place sounds great. But it isnt, well, LAKEWOOD.

That was a good one! LOL I always enjoy these "in" jokes.
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watergirl




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 21 2014, 9:06 am
pause wrote:
That was a good one! LOL I always enjoy these "in" jokes.
Wink
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penguin




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 21 2014, 10:09 am
Some song, Uncle Moishy, maybe, "when Moshiach comes, sure hope he comes right now..."
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Barbara




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 21 2014, 10:48 am
Ruchel wrote:
Sure. The names in America are sometimes very weird. There's weirder than Utopia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.....tario
So yes, they read a good chunk before understanding it's """"humor"""".


Bird in Hand, Pennsylvania

Intercourse, Pennsylvania



Virginville, Blue Ball, Shickshinny.

And my favorite, Mars.

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naomi2




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 21 2014, 11:18 am
loved the post. I found it really funny!!
in the end its all about dreaming, I do it often and it really satisfies me to some extent.
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amother


 

Post Fri, Nov 21 2014, 11:19 am
Barbara wrote:


And my favorite, Mars.



My husband is from there.
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