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If you find a fly in your expensive cup of fresh coffee WWYD?

Take it out and continue drinking

[ 14 ]

Take him out dry him off and make sure he's okay

[ 12 ]

Dump the coffee and buy a new one

30%

[ 51 ]

Dump the coffee, puke and demand your money back

53%

[ 90 ]

Total Votes : 167

JMM-uc

Tue, Aug 18 2015, 12:36 pm

WWYD?

a) take him out and continue drinking
b) take him out dry him off and make sure he's okay
c) throw the coffee away and buy a new one
d) throw the coffee away, puke and demand your money back

ahuva06

Tue, Aug 18 2015, 12:44 pm

LOL

ROFL

Tue, Aug 18 2015, 12:47 pm

Did you have to pay extra for the fly or was that a perk since you are so cute!

CatLady

Tue, Aug 18 2015, 2:13 pm

Me: "Excuse me, barista, what is this fly doing in my latte?"
Barista: "Looks like the backstroke".

Iymnok

Tue, Aug 18 2015, 2:18 pm

"There's a fly in my coffee!"
"That's nothing ma'am, there's a spider on your donut."

"There's a fly in my coffee!"
"I'll get you a fork."

CatLady

Tue, Aug 18 2015, 3:37 pm

"There's a fly in my coffee!"
"That'll be $0.75 extra."

chani8

Tue, Aug 18 2015, 4:18 pm

Take him out and set him free . . . near my cats.

The Happy Wife

Tue, Aug 18 2015, 6:37 pm

Was the coffee seves with the fly in it or did it go in after you bought it? If it came with the fly, I would certainly ask for a free replacement. Otherwise, I'd say it's tough luck.

We've had so many house flies around this summer and they always seem to love going in my freshly made full cup coffee. It makes me so sad but I spill it out and make a new one.

Dandelion1

Tue, Aug 18 2015, 9:30 pm

"Waiter there's a fly in my coffee!"
"Don't worry... He's too small to drink much...."

Volunteer

Tue, Aug 18 2015, 10:01 pm

I would throw that good- for- nothing barista in the dungeon! Him and the baker who put the spider on my doughnut. Those ungrateful slaves can spend all year dreaming about how much they'd love to serve me. When I'm in a good mood (like on my birthday) I can reconsider whether he can get his old job back (with a pay cut of course) or get hanged. Mwahahahah

purpleonion

Tue, Aug 18 2015, 10:13 pm

Why did a feeling that JMM started this thread before I saw who did ??

fluffernutter

Wed, Aug 19 2015, 4:35 am

Extra protein!!! Its called a protein shot. The thought is grossing me out!!!!

JMM-uc

Wed, Aug 19 2015, 4:42 am

fluffernutter wrote:

Extra protein!!! Its called a protein shot. The thought is grossing me out!!!!

Ohh I need to add another option to the poll. Thanks!

ahuva06

Wed, Aug 19 2015, 4:46 am

From Aish.com

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Italian - throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage

The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee

The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee

The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a Device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union for a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, and the Chinese, are trying to explain to the Israeli why he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.

LOL

JMM-uc

Wed, Aug 19 2015, 4:53 am

Can't figure out how to add an option to the poll.

When I click edit the poll doesn't come up

def

Wed, Aug 19 2015, 5:16 am

Thanks for the laugh! Smile

JMM-uc

Wed, Aug 19 2015, 8:44 am

I want to add another option. Anyone know how?

yo'ma

Wed, Aug 19 2015, 9:50 am

JMM-uc wrote:

I want to add another option. Anyone know how?

Once people voted, you can't do anything to the poll. You need to ask a mod.

JMM-uc

Wed, Aug 19 2015, 9:55 am

yo'ma wrote:

Once people voted, you can't do anything to the poll. You need to ask a mod.

grrr

But I NEED to know if some people would leave him in for the extra protein and crunch!

Can a mod please add this?

yo'ma

Wed, Aug 19 2015, 10:02 am

JMM-uc wrote:

grrr

But I NEED to know if some people would leave him in for the extra protein and crunch!

Can a mod please add this?

I understand your need, but I sure hope no one from this site would vote that because we all should be religious women and flies aren't kosher. Now, if you asked about the certain bug that is, you have another story.

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