Joke | Imamother

sequoia

Wed, Aug 31 2016, 12:11 pm

1996. Newly elected Bibi is at a fortune teller's.

"What's going to happen in 20 years?"
"People are chasing after weird cartoon characters and sometimes getting hurt."
"That must be in Europe. They have nothing else to do."
"No, it's here, in Israel."
"Really, what else do you see?"
"I see Islamist terror, explosions in public places, many people suffering and dying."
"What?! Are you saying we haven't been able to do anything about that?"
"No, that's actually in Europe..."
"Yeah right! Next thing you're gonna tell me is that in 20 years I'm still the Prime Minister!"
"You're not gonna believe this..."
"Whatever, this is nonsense. Just tell me, what are Clinton's chances?"
"Now or in 20 years?"