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Ahuva




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 16 2017, 9:48 am
I dont care ver u vas born!
The whole Mr Osborne situation .... amongst many many many more. What talent! !
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Fragile




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 16 2017, 10:04 am
The kvetch along song from baruch makes a simcha... we sing it when the kids are just kvetchy and then we laugh! His tapes are so amazing...
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wazup




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 16 2017, 10:13 am
" I dont think Wednesday night is a good night to take a bath Uncle Isador!"
(fish in the tub...
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pause




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 16 2017, 10:13 am
Oh, I love this thread!!!

Best lines are fantastic when repeated in the right context:

When someone doesn't get what you're saying: "Baby? What baby? I was talkin' about my son-in-law, Mrs. Himmelstein..."

When there is lotsa noise: "Ma papa eats a pasta... I can't eatin' ma suppa ..."

When someone's talking a lot about him/herself: "Me, me I'm an official, me..."

And then random: "Wight, Purim wiffout Yom Kippur!"
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amother
Papaya


 

Post Thu, Feb 16 2017, 11:23 am
Yes R Kunda a"h was truly gifted. He had real talent.
As much as he officialy made these tapes/cds for children, I think the adults enjoyed it through the years more so than the children.
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m in Israel




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 16 2017, 12:44 pm
"My papa eats pasta" was definitely a popular one around here when we had boys practicing their Bar Mitzvah leinings!
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theoneandonly




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 16 2017, 12:53 pm
How about Cousin Lemel's full name-- Matislemel ben Shemaryahu
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LisaS




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 16 2017, 1:35 pm
Take a bath or a shower but don't take an hour
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Blessed4




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 16 2017, 1:36 pm
Love this! I haven't heard these tapes in years but recognize them all. Keep them coming!!
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justsmile




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 16 2017, 1:39 pm
The mayor telling Finchley "if I would of wanted a parrot I would of gone to the Bronx zoo!"
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debsey




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 16 2017, 1:53 pm
From A Ton of Mon - Arabs NEVER argue...I say we do, I say we don't....

Whenever kids in my family are fighting, that line inevitably gets quoted.

Also "Fearless Heshy" (When someone says he's brave but he's really quaking in his boots...)
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amother
Magenta


 

Post Thu, Feb 16 2017, 1:55 pm
I never like to tell a lie, even when it's the truth.
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cbsp




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 16 2017, 2:01 pm
From when Zeidy was Young
"I never like to tell a lie even when it's the truth"

From the new when Zeidy was Young 3
The driver asks if everyone is comfortable and Zundel says no slightly out of sync with the chorus of yeses.
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cbsp




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 16 2017, 2:02 pm
amother wrote:
I never like to tell a lie, even when it's the truth.


Jinx Very Happy
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ysdm




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 16 2017, 2:03 pm
Magic yamaha when he goes the Chinese laundry looking for the magic yarmulke
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cbsp




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 16 2017, 2:10 pm
Forgot to add, I love the chanukas habayis song in Boruch makes a Simcha - every word is a mussar lesson.

And for the kvetch along song, there's genius in his examples but the best part for me is when Boruch sings "it makes no sense just to complain, it doesn't matter if it's sunny or it's rain. Things are just great is what to say, then every day will turn into a happy day."

My Bubby, a"h would always say "things are just great"
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debsey




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 16 2017, 2:32 pm
How could I forget - from the pesach one - "Sarah Mattah, get the shmatta...." inevitably sung on top of someone's lungs when the pesach boxes make their way down from the attic.
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debsey




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 16 2017, 2:35 pm
Whoops - just realized - that's not Shmuel Kunda, that's from the "yanky" tapes - Yitzy Erps, I think......
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sky




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 16 2017, 2:35 pm
debsey wrote:
From A Ton of Mon - Arabs NEVER argue...I say we do, I say we don't....

Whenever kids in my family are fighting, that line inevitably gets quoted.

Also "Fearless Heshy" (When someone says he's brave but he's really quaking in his boots...)


We use "Fearless Heshy" in all sorts of ways.
There is also "brave Heshy", "Funny Heshy", etc.
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m in Israel




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 16 2017, 2:38 pm
"no pizza AND no ice cream? oy, how the yidden have suffered!"

"How about telling the story of the Longest Pesach?" "But someone made a tape about it and now EVERYONE knows it!"
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