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amother
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Wed, Jun 07 2017, 6:06 pm
Mama don't allow no guitar playing round here
Mama don't allow no guitar playing round here
I don't care what mama don't allow
I gonna play my guitar anyhow
Mama don't allow not guitar playing round here
School don't allow no cell phone owning round here....... Etc
School don't allow no tichel wearing round here..... Etc
School don't allow no lovely long sheitals round here....Etc
School don't allow no leggings wearing round here..... Etc
School don't allow my husband's tight pants wearing round here..... Etc
Friends don't approve of Chalav Stam eating round here.... Etc
Rabbi don't allow no tampon wearing round here....Etc
And G-d , He don't allow us controlling other people round here
Oh yes He hates us controlling other people round here
Some people don't care what G-d don't allow
They want to control other people anyhow, but
G-d don't allow no controlling other people round here
And we ain't got no Bet Hamikdash round here
Haven't had one for about 2000 years
If we worried more about what G-d don't allow
For ourselves and not for the rest of the crowd
I bet we'd soon have a Bet Hamikdash round here!
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amother
Chocolate
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Thu, Jun 08 2017, 4:37 pm
Here's a new verse (could be inserted anywhere before the last two verses)
Cousin insists on Facebook birthday greetings round here
She says it's a slight if not to everyone, every single year
I don't care what cousin insists
I'll post on Facebook only what I wish
Cousin insists on Facebook birthday greetings - oh dear.
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amother
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Fri, Jun 09 2017, 2:22 am
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amother
Chocolate
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Sun, Jun 11 2017, 9:22 pm
School don't allow unfiltered internet here
And you're only allowed for work now is that clear?
I don't care what school don't allow
I post on imamother and Facebook just how
It's so so crazy what this world has come to over here
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amother
Chocolate
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Sun, Jun 11 2017, 9:27 pm
And just by the way I don't like passive aggressive hugs
People who send them are a bunch of thugs
If you want to say it's bad
That's fine - though you'll probably make me sad
Try adding a new verse instead of an aggressive hug.
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amother
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Mon, Jun 12 2017, 12:34 am
Could it be the hugs are out of love?
We answer only to the One Above
(A truth that no-one can deny)
So hold your head up high
And find yourself a sympathetic Rav!
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amother
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Mon, Jun 12 2017, 1:01 am
amother wrote: | Could it be the hugs are out of love?
We answer only to the One Above
(A truth that no-one can deny)
So hold your head up high
And find yourself a sympathetic Rav! |
Awesome!
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