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chocolatecake
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 Sun, Nov 19 2017, 8:14 pm
| amother wrote: | Singing to my kids
"You scream at me, I'll scream at you louder, louder, louder, louder!"
And dancing out of the room, for a mommy time out. | 
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simba
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 8:17 pm
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"You don't need to sleep at all, you just need to stay in your bed and be quite until it is light outside"
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Coffee Addict
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 8:18 pm
| amother wrote: | Mommies dont need anyone in the bathroom with them because Mommy doesnt like when people clap fpr her after she makes.
This was after said kid called my mil to tell her that Mommy made so much in the toilet today, just like _____. |
I would be mortified!!
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Coffee Addict
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 8:22 pm
I’m not a octopus! I have 2 hands.
This house is NOT a zoo! No climbing on counters , unless you’re a monkey!
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Laiya
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 8:37 pm
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Only one person can use the toilet at a time!
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my mama
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 8:49 pm
Your brother is not a step stool.
I am not a step stool.
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flapsmom
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 8:52 pm
Who needs a TV when you have kids? Live entertainment at all times 
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amother
Lemon
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 9:06 pm
No! No! We can't drink water from the toilet !!! If you need a drink ask me, I'll open the sink for you!!!
-after discovering cups of water in my sons room, and at a loss as to how he got them... I eventually caught him in the act!
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 9:07 pm
| amother wrote: | Mommies dont need anyone in the bathroom with them because Mommy doesnt like when people clap fpr her after she makes.
This was after said kid called my mil to tell her that Mommy made so much in the toilet today, just like _____. |
My parents tell a similarly mortifying story of when I was potty training. They used to stand outside the door and when I flushed they would clap their hands and say, “you make me so happy!” Apparently one day I mimicked their behavior when someone else was in the bathroom... My parents and the handyman (who just took a quick bathroom break!) were very embarrassed.
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amother
Lemon
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 9:10 pm
This is actually formula from my tummy
- when my kids saw me pumping, and thought I was putting the formula INTO my tummy!
Only boys can make standing up. Girls must sit, because look at the mess you made! We have a different bottom that only works sitting down!
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amother
Denim
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 9:39 pm
Ttto: yodu lashem chasdo
"Ima is only one person, ima is only person, ima is only one person, you have to wait your turn"
(I have 2 preschoolers and a toddler, and I love to sing)
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allthingsblue
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 9:44 pm
| amother wrote: | Ttto: yodu lashem chasdo
"Ima is only one person, ima is only person, ima is only one person, you have to wait your turn"
(I have 2 preschoolers and a toddler, and I love to sing) |
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amother
Denim
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 9:44 pm
To my three year old:
"I don't need to pick my nose and eat it, thank you for trying to help" after pulling his finger out of my nose, and then having him try to stuff it in my mouth.
Then later "if you want to pick your own nose, that's your decision, but you can't go around picking everyone else's"
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amother
Denim
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 9:48 pm
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No, you can not make on me...ok too late, let's clean us up.
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amother
Denim
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 10:46 pm
"Does anyone need the bathroom. Once I go in, I will not open the door until I'm done, even if it's an emergency. Last call!"
30 seconds later all 3 banging on door "I'm going to have an accident"
"Wait or put on a diaper, I warned you before I went in"
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debsey
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 11:15 pm
THE BABY IS NOT A TOY!
(Sorry, that never gets said in a quiet tone of voice, for obvious and usually emergency reasons.)
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amother
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 11:17 pm
| PassionFruit wrote: | | Honey, do you mind watching the kids for a couple minutes so I can just eat my piece of chicken in bed, without anyone touching me? |
Haha! I thought I was the only crazy person hiding in the bedroom eating my lunch
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crust
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Sun, Nov 19 2017, 11:36 pm
*I have to think about it.
*I'm coming. Just a second!
*Please dont....
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cinnamon
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Mon, Nov 20 2017, 6:50 am
"No darling I don't need to drink a lot of milk so the baby'll have enough. Hashem made it so my body can take everything I eat and make milk out of it" (To my five year old who wanted to make sure his baby brother will have enough to eat)
"No he will not get chocolate milk if I eat a lot of chocolate" (To the eight year old who wanted the baby to have some variety)
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Teomima
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Mon, Nov 20 2017, 7:40 am
"You'll just have to wait. I can only do twelve things at once."
"How did your boogers get there??"
"Thank you but I can wipe myself."
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