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Lechatchila Ariber

Mon, Dec 24 2007, 6:27 pm

does anyone else have immediate reactions to thread titles before reading what they are about?
disclaimer: this is supposed to be funny, please no one take offence, the thoughts mentioned came up BEFORE reading what the thread is about. (I also don't always check what section its posted in straight away and don't check who the OP is)

for example when I read

why?
in my head I hear the response "because the sky is blue and the grass is green"

I think I'm not normal -"no you're not"

so maybe I'm nosy -"yup you got it"

lice! help! - "WHERE? RUN!"

is she ready - I started singing the song "we are ready, yes we are ready...."

hanging on a tree limb- I pictured a monkey

technic

Mon, Dec 24 2007, 6:28 pm

shanie5

Mon, Dec 24 2007, 6:34 pm

How 'bout the "what can I make with thread" topic? my first thopught was of a project using balloons, thread, and starch.

Lechatchila Ariber

Mon, Dec 24 2007, 6:34 pm

c'mon technic,

I'd love to see yours Wink

Lechatchila Ariber

Mon, Dec 24 2007, 6:35 pm

shanie that was a funny one!

Tefila

Mon, Dec 24 2007, 6:38 pm

Quote:

think I'm not normal -"no you're not"

so maybe I'm nosy -"yup you got it"

R u telepathic? I thought the same shock

Lechatchila Ariber

Mon, Dec 24 2007, 6:43 pm

here's a few more

don't you just hate walking on egg shells? - "put your shoes on"

can I speak to your mom? - "what for?"

did you try...................- "NO shock

never thought of that, you reckon I should?"

Crayon210

Mon, Dec 24 2007, 6:52 pm

"Nidda times" --> why?

Because Hashem said so.

momluv

Mon, Dec 24 2007, 6:54 pm

EstiS wrote:

here's a few more

don't you just hate walking on egg shells? - "put your shoes on"

can I speak to your mom? - "what for?"

did you try...................- "NO shock

never thought of that, you reckon I should?"

was gonna write this one, too!! LOL

momluv

Mon, Dec 24 2007, 6:55 pm

Best Moment with your kids ?- when they're asleep??!! Smile

Lechatchila Ariber

Mon, Dec 24 2007, 6:59 pm

nicholes 2nd birth story - "what happened the first time she was born?"

shanie5

Mon, Dec 24 2007, 7:00 pm

to do list for husbands-1- take out the garbage
2-fix the sink
3-stop at the store for milk on
the way home from work

Tefila

Mon, Dec 24 2007, 7:03 pm

Quote:

nicholes 2nd birth story - "what happened the first time she was born?"

shanie5

Mon, Dec 24 2007, 7:07 pm

book: "diets don't work"..........so why bother?? lets go have some cookies!!!

momluv

Mon, Dec 24 2007, 7:08 pm

Are crib mattresses really toxic ???- are you gonna put your baby to sleep in a drawer instead?

momluv

Mon, Dec 24 2007, 7:12 pm

Yeah we have a place for us.!!!!!!!!!!- whew, I was hoping not to have to invite you to sleep in my tub!! good thing you have a place now.

Crayon210

Mon, Dec 24 2007, 7:53 pm

Water leaking - I keep thinking that it's talking about nursing mothers, and I'm thinking, how does that work?

Lechatchila Ariber

Mon, Dec 24 2007, 7:59 pm

that's what's called one track minded.

keep em coming! Very Happy

Tehilla

Mon, Dec 24 2007, 8:05 pm

Quote:

How often does your husband compliment you?

why? (brings out the suspicious side of me: like whaddya want from me)

Wink

and yes, B"H he compliments me just the right amount

Tehilla

Mon, Dec 24 2007, 8:09 pm

Water leaking?

NOT AGAIN!! we had a washer dryer plumbing problem last week...[/quote]

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