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Love My Babes

Thu, May 08 2008, 7:50 pm

this reminds me.. I was driving on 18th ave in BP and a guy was doin it in the street. I was sooooooo grossed out. I still am every time I pass that spot.

Mimisinger

Thu, May 08 2008, 8:00 pm

Love my babe - that happened to me when I was in Har Nof - he was sitting in his car and I passed by after coming from super sol. needless to say I ran and cried! LOL

amother

Thu, May 08 2008, 9:14 pm

My husband and I were walking towards our car when we saw 2 guys standing in front of it and peeing under the car. I was so grossed out that I didn't get into the car till my husband mad a full car wash.

greenfire

Thu, May 08 2008, 9:20 pm

I have an animal hospital on the corner ... people tend to stop for a pee for some reason they think they are safe cause of a fence ... I poke my head out of the window and ask if they're dogs ... shock

you should see their faces ...

cindy324

Thu, May 08 2008, 10:43 pm

Quote:

Cindy, you have the craziest stories.

Really???

And I thought my life was so boring.

And I always think all the crazy stuff happens to other people!

Something will happen, and everyone will be talking about, and I'm the only one going " What, when did THAT happen? How come I'm the only one who missed it??"

Crayon210

Thu, May 08 2008, 11:51 pm

This story, the chassidishe guy getting a manicure, the two little babies cursing each other out in the park...when I saw you had posted here, I'm thinking, she's for sure posting a story that relates to the topic. LOL

Blossom

Fri, May 09 2008, 12:24 am

greenfire wrote:

you should see their faces ...

Thanks Greenie!! I needed the laugh.

smilethere

Fri, May 09 2008, 8:12 am

I see tramps doing this all the time in middle of the street - parking lots are ideal!
I once threw up!!

louche

Fri, May 09 2008, 8:23 am

Hey, I'm jealous. I WISH I could relieve myself so swiftly and easily, any time, anywhere. Though I should hope I'd have the couth to face a wall or duck behind a bush...or a sock.

amother

Fri, May 09 2008, 8:31 am

From what I see with DH, sometimes, when he's desperate, he's really desperate, and he goes insane until he can relieve himself, whereas I dont usually feel that urgency. Maybe it's a male thing? (Tho he should be able to make it to the toilet from his garden).
When I needed to see a specialist about my D&C, we were on the way, in traffic, running late, and DH was DESPERATE!! There would be no time for him to go once we got to the hospital before the appointment, and there was no way I would let him stop, I was so nervous about being late already. Finally, we emptied a bottle of water we had in the car, and DH did it in there! I have to say, we found it absolutely hilarious. Laughing hysterically, DH did the pedals, I steered the wheel, and he did his business. Shame I couldnt share it with anyone else, let DH keep his dignity, but we still laugh every time we think of it.
(anon for obvious reasons)

supermommy

Fri, May 09 2008, 8:34 am

goodness, you'd think these guys were pregnant or something since they just can't control themselves long enough to get to a rest room.
one time when I went to visit my sil, I was waiting for the elevator. When it finally came a man walked out and I was about to walk in when I noticed a puddle on the floor still trickling from one side to the other. Needless to say I shleped my stroller up all 6 flights of stairs.

smilethere

Mon, May 12 2008, 5:19 am

louche I was pregnant! couldn't throw up so easy otherwise!

catonmylap

Mon, May 12 2008, 5:25 am

There's a report your bad neighbors site. It's kind of funny-
I'd love to hear if any of you were reported by your neighbors.

http://www.rottenneighbor.com/

louche

Mon, May 12 2008, 7:48 am

htp wrote:

louche I was pregnant! couldn't throw up so easy otherwise!

????

"Relieving oneself" means engaging in activity that requires saying "asher yatzar" afterwards. Men have it easy: zip, drip, split. Anywhere, any time. As opposed to women whose clothes and need for modesty make the process more complicated.

mimivan

Mon, May 12 2008, 8:27 am

in my neighborhood, the fashion (at least among the seculars) is to wear jeans so they hug your waist. Which means every time someone bends over, my kids and I get mooned!!!

I avert my eyes if I even think the grocer or just some stam guy is going to bend over. Mad

and when I was growing up, this was just confined to car mechanics or plumbers...in my particular neighborhood, it is practically everyone!

One time Schneor said loudly "That guy needs a belt to keep his pants up!" embarrassed

Mimisinger

Mon, May 12 2008, 8:38 am

Meanwhile on our way to lunch yesterday there was a gardener with the hairiest crack I'd ever seen! :BARF!

lamplighter

Mon, May 12 2008, 10:25 am

I have only one thing to say to the story and to this thread.
ewwwwwwww

Mimisinger

Mon, May 12 2008, 10:32 am

I know! I gotta move outta queens!

challi

Mon, May 12 2008, 11:33 am

Our neighboor behind us like to garden and sunbathe on nice days wearing nothing but a string thong bakini!! Neeedless to say, while I love nice days, I hope they don't come to often. Oh and when she sunbathes, she undoes her top, so she wont get lines. DD wanted to know why she was outside in her "panties" so we keep all those blinds shut on nice days....

*sigh* those windows are the one that have the nice natural light come from too

Clarissa

Mon, May 12 2008, 1:17 pm

challi wrote:

mimisinger wrote:

Meanwhile on our way to lunch yesterday there was a gardener with the hairiest crack I'd ever seen! :BARF!

Both of you have missed golden opportunities to perform mitzvot and help your fellow men/women.

Challi, it's time to tell your nudist neighbor all about the dangers of sun exposure. Give her a brochure from a dermatologist's office about all of the risks associated with sun-bathing. Then show her this link:

http://pro.corbis.com/images/I.....83%7D

That woman was just 23 when that picture was taken! Too much time on the beach, poor dear.

And here's a dog with the same problem, and she's only 3 (21 in dog years):

http://www.vet.utk.edu/departm.....g.jpg

You'll be improving and saving her life, and you'll get rid of the problem. By the way, tell her that I said this about thongs: Yuck.

Now, for Mimisinger's problem. Give the man a brochure from your local Brazilian waxing place. If he'd beautify that area, he'd probably get fewer flying bugs caught in that mess back there after a day of gardening.

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