Don't worry- Obama is Jewish- Proof and photos!

amother

Thu, Jan 01 2009, 8:28 pm

http://www.islamonline.net/dis.....65101

Lechatchila Ariber

Thu, Jan 01 2009, 8:33 pm

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2. Master Jew in close proximity to Barack Obama. Only fellow Jews are allowed near Master Jews.

dunno whether to Rolling Laughter

but I think I'll just Rolling Eyes

ha ha master jew umm yeahh...ok..whateva

Tzippora

Thu, Jan 01 2009, 8:37 pm

There's talk in the posts above that one regarding the potential to have Rahm Emanuel running the show. Closer to the mark, as Emanuel is Jewish, but as crazy and paranoid as those posters here who were ranting and raving about how Obama the Muslim will declare the country the United Republic of Shariah once sworn in.

avigailmiriam

Thu, Jan 01 2009, 8:38 pm

Great, he's Jewish, Christian AND Muslim.

What happens when he walks into a bar?

Rolling Eyes

This is as idiotic as the "Obama is a Muslim" forwards.

Mimisinger

Thu, Jan 01 2009, 8:39 pm

This was quite possibly the dumbest site that I have ever seen. Total shmansis.

mimivan

Thu, Jan 01 2009, 8:51 pm

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1. This item is called a "yarmulke" (pronounced: Jew-ma-ka).

Next time my kid's kippa falls off, I'll tell him to put on his Jew-maka

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Master Jew in close proximity to Barack Obama

wow...alll chassidim are Master Jews....I'll tell my dh that...it will make his day

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Secret Jew message placed in crevice of Jewian monument. These messages are how the Jewish people secretly communicate with each other

,No, Jews do not communicate with each other at the Kotel via the notes. They talk loudly on their cell phones.

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Obama attended a Jewian socialist elementary school, or "kibbutz," once when he was ten. He claims he only needed to use their restroom, but witnesses say he stayed for nearly three hours.

Maybe he was constipated?

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Although he grew up relatively poor, Senator Obama's recent book earned him upwards of $100 million

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Yep,extreme wealth is a sign of a Jew right there...hey...where's mine? Rolling Eyes

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The name "Obama" sounds similar to "Ahabah," and Beth Ahabah is a common name for a synagogue. Synagogues are where the Jews hold their cult-like ceremonies including genital mutilation on babies.

But Muslims circumcize thirteen year olds..? Scratching Head

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In the face of this shocking evidence, voters must decide how they really feel about Senator Baruch Ahabah.

I don't know how I feel about Barak Obama, but when he writes Baruch Ahabah, I think of that Avraham Fried son "Baruch HaBaH, Melech HaMoshiach!!" Music

So maybe it is time already for Moshiach to come...especially with enemies of this intelligence level! LOL

p.s. saw a photo the other day of a Muslim at an anti-Israel rally...he was holding a sign that said "Death to the Juice!"

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Barbara

Thu, Jan 01 2009, 8:53 pm

avigailmiriam wrote:

Great, he's Jewish, Christian AND Muslim.

What happens when he walks into a bar?.

That's the punchline, I guess.

Rolling Eyes

avigailmiriam wrote:

This is as idiotic as the "Obama is a Muslim" forwards.

I dunno. I found myself wondering if that was intended to demonstrate how ridiculous all of the other posts were. I'm so rarely an optimist; leave me my delusions.

Tzippora

Thu, Jan 01 2009, 8:54 pm

mimivan wrote:

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In the face of this shocking evidence, voters must decide how they really feel about Senator Baruch Ahabah.

I don't know how I feel about Barak Obama, but when he writes Baruch Ahabah, I think of that Avraham Fried son "Baruch HaBaH, Melech HaMoshiach!!" Music

So maybe it is time already...especially with enemies of this intelligence level! LOL

So Obama IS the messiah? Heh. Go figure Tongue Out

ShakleeMom

Thu, Jan 01 2009, 8:55 pm

Is it just me that is sick to my stomach thinking that post is a real anti Semite? Is it even possible that someone wrote that as a joke? Why am I so shallow today.

gonewiththewind

Thu, Jan 01 2009, 8:59 pm

Woah. I typed Jewish into the search engine of that site. Lots and lots of antisemitism that is no joke. They really believe all the evil Jewish conspiracies. Maybe we can get one of the good debaters from here to join. Actually, I'd like to see Cassandra take them on.

ShakleeMom

Thu, Jan 01 2009, 9:00 pm

can I join her?

mimivan

Thu, Jan 01 2009, 9:02 pm

Tzippora wrote:

mimivan wrote:

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In the face of this shocking evidence, voters must decide how they really feel about Senator Baruch Ahabah.

I don't know how I feel about Barak Obama, but when he writes Baruch Ahabah, I think of that Avraham Fried son "Baruch HaBaH, Melech HaMoshiach!!" Music

So maybe it is time already...especially with enemies of this intelligence level! LOL

So Obama IS the messiah? Heh. Go figure Tongue Out

No....according to the Rambam, he doesn't fit the criteria...(not being Jewish is a big obstacle LOL

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marina

Thu, Jan 01 2009, 9:09 pm

Btw, mimivan, that juice photo is making the internet rounds, I think I posted a link to it in one of these thread Very Happy

gonewiththewind

Thu, Jan 01 2009, 9:10 pm

ShakleeMom wrote:

can I join her?

you go, girl.

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Ima2NYM_LTR

Thu, Jan 01 2009, 9:13 pm

the rantings on that post sound insane....

... as insane as the ranting on many of the anti-Obama posts here!

See, you have found something in common with our Muslim neighbors!

Clarissa

Thu, Jan 01 2009, 9:20 pm

Ima2Netanel wrote:

the rantings on that post sound insane....

... as insane as the ranting on many of the anti-Obama posts here!

See, you have found something in common with our Muslim neighbors!

Just what I was thinking.

gonewiththewind

Thu, Jan 01 2009, 9:22 pm

There are so many goodies on the site, but just one more from me. This was just so touching:

Jewish bankers created the mess so why not blame them

Jewish bankers are trying to gain full control of all the worlds banks exactly like they have always done

People dont hate jews for what they are or what they believe

People simply object to seeing jews destroys the economy of every country the gain any influence in

They are so arrogant and greed thats why GOD rejected them and gave up on them 2,500 years ago

Jews can not help being so greedy

We all know how it always ends

This is not new , jews have destroyed every country they ever lived in exactly the same way

Some people are so **** they can not see it coming

Nothing can save the USA or anybody who lets the jews near their money

Tzippora

Thu, Jan 01 2009, 9:24 pm

Clarissa wrote:

Ima2Netanel wrote:

the rantings on that post sound insane....

... as insane as the ranting on many of the anti-Obama posts here!

See, you have found something in common with our Muslim neighbors!

Just what I was thinking.

Ditto.

Clarissa

Thu, Jan 01 2009, 9:24 pm

I did see two people who condemned the stupid, racist posts. Anyway, the whole thing did make for good reading. A bunch of inane, whacked out, paranoid, racist threads on a message board. Who doesn't enjoy that?

Tzippora

Thu, Jan 01 2009, 9:26 pm

Clarissa wrote:

Clarissa, you need to start getting your snark from people who aren't completely nutty - you're getting bitter. And I mean that in the most loving way in the world. LOL