Imafather.com | Imamother

mimivan

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 12:04 am

How do I multi-Task when I can't change a diaper and listen to the radio at the same time! My brain hurts!

jelibean

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 1:00 am

Ladies, you are GOOD. I love this!

How about for title threads:

So I Dance Like a White Man at Chassunahs, What's the Big Deal?

Does Your DW Talk About Nothing for Hours Too?

The Kids Act Fine with Me -- What's She Complaining About?

How Many L'Chaims Can You Toss Back Before You Puke?

Mine's Longer Than Yours... (This post is a peyos-length boast)

Where Does Your Mind Wander to When You Daven?

Help! DW Looks Better in Sheitel Than Uncovered...

Grocery Store Trip from H*ll

Do You Remove Cling Wrap Before Putting Frozen Food in Oven?

jewels

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 9:19 am

fmt4 wrote:

frumlady2009 wrote:

shalom bayis dilemmas :MASSIVE fight" Poll: Is it time to leave, or would u kick her out?
story: so there's a toothpaste tube, and then there's a cap........

OMG- my husband goes nutsss when I leave the cap off of things lol!

Or when I leave the milk out! Rolling Laughter

PinkFridge

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 10:38 am

Part of me thinks, I wouldn't want to read the flip side (them making fun of us. Let's be nice ladies.).
OTOH, the rest of me is enjoying this too much.

GOODMOM

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 10:46 am

WHY IMAFATHER? MAKES MORE SENSE ABBAFATHER.COM. NONETHELESS I LOVE ALL YOUR COMMENTS

Last edited by GOODMOM on Tue, Nov 24 2009, 11:21 am; edited 1 time in total

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 10:51 am

Gam zu l'tovah wrote:

Fashion: Should I get a wider brim on my new Borsalino? Advice please!

There would NOT be a fashion forum! Very Happy

onlyme

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 10:55 am

PSA: When dw says "no" she means "yes". When she says "yes" she means "no". When she doesn't say anything, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!!

Hodu Lashem

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 11:04 am

How about:

Hot Wax/Lasers/Electrolysis - Huh?! Why do they do it? Am I the only guy who doesn't get it!?!

Added Poll: How much $ does your DW spend inflicting pain on herself?

im here!

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 11:21 am

GOODMOM wrote:

WHY IMAFATHER? MAKES MORE SENSE ABBAFATHER.COM. NONETHELESS I LOVE ALL YOUR COMMENTS

This website is I'M A MOTHER, not EEMA MOTHER.

louche

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 11:52 am

frumlady2009 wrote:

Imafather (sent in anonymously as "afather")
major crisis: wife cried to me last week that she has a huge ugly nose and she hates it. So I offered, maybe look into plastic surgery? & to my innocent suggestion she burst into hot big tears!!! (and is still not talking to me...)
help where did I go wrong THIS time????

LOL! sooooooo true!

joy613

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 12:27 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Part of me thinks, I wouldn't want to read the flip side (them making fun of us. Let's be nice ladies.).

I have to say it looks like were doing a good enough job here making fun of ourselves too.....

Quote:

PSA: When dw says "no" she means "yes". When she says "yes" she means "no". When she doesn't say anything, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!!

Quote:

Does Your DW Talk About Nothing for Hours Too?

Quote:

What to get my wife who has closets-full of clothing and complains she never has what to wear?

not sure who these are making more fun of... the husbands or wives...lol. LOL

either way, they're all really funny

jelibean

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 1:32 pm

My brain just isn't stopping on this one...

More thread titles:

* OMG! Lice in Beard - Help Needed

* Poll: What to Get Her for Her Birthday?
a) Lawn mower
b) Leaf blower
c) Shot glasses (comes with free bottle of gin)
d) Frederik's of Hollywood gift card

* How to Ask Directions Without Asking for Directions

* He Was Coming Out When I Was Going In: Ran In To FIL at the Mikveh!

lizard8

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 4:02 pm

How do I tell my wife that I dont like her new sheitel
What do YOU know how to cook (responses: eggs, cholent, pancakes)
Dansdeals.com - what did you find useful
Do you wake up for the baby?
Help!!! My wife went away overnight leaving the KIDS!!

penguin

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 4:14 pm

So I told her, I know you're really tired, I'll take care of the baby tonight. So then she's yelling, Chaim, don't you hear the baby crying. And I told her, "you take care of him how you want when it's your turn, I'll take care of him how I want when it's my turn."

What did I do wrong?

Raspberry

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 4:55 pm

penguin wrote:

That is so so so so so true. I didn't even think other people heard that from their husbands. wow. You are very perceptive.

shosh

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 6:50 pm

Married three months and can't understand why dw is puking all the time

Help-Bought DW an electric drill for her birthday and she hit me over the head with it!!!

I MISS HER!!! DW went out for three hours this afternoon and left me with all the kids ...

Shopping list blues - Why does she always yell when I come home with so many special offers from the supermarket?????

15 Ways to Make Scrambled Eggs and Toast