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Apples and grapes (meant to be funny)



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Mitzvahmom




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 24 2006, 8:40 pm
someone sent me this email and I thought it was cute.

Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take
the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The
apples at the top think something is wrong
with them, when in reality,they're amazing. They just have to
waitfor the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough
to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men . . Men are like a fine wine. They
begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the drecque out of them
until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Rolling Laughter
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happy2beme




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 25 2006, 9:31 am
that's funny.

a little mean for the men, but funny Smile
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MatzosMama




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 26 2006, 7:07 am
that was good...needed a little laugh....
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ny21




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Sep 29 2006, 1:50 pm
awesome
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