I wrote this song just for fun

goldfish1975

Wed, Jul 31 2013, 9:32 pm

to the tune of 'I am the mayor of New York' by Shmuel Kunda

I am the mother of this house house house house
I am in charge of our dwelling
I’m the one you come to when you need permission
Respectful words without any yelling

Yes I am the mother of this house house house house
I’m the one who makes up all the rules
I’ll tell you when to go to bed “please eat your breakfast”
I’m the one who drives you for car pools

I’m the mother, yes the mother
The one in charge is me
I’m the mother, yes the mother
And I do it all for free

Yes I am the mother so you need to listen
Don’t tell me “no” because you must obey
Hurry up and go upstairs and take your shower
If you don’t, it’s gonna be oiy vey

No jumping on the beds or play-ing with water
Clean up your mess & bring the laundry down
When you do your chores, you might just get a quarter
And if you don’t you’ll end up with a frown

I’m the mother, yes the mother
The one in charge is me
I’m the mother, yes the mother
And I do it all for free

I’m the one to wash your clothes, and do the shopping
I tuck you in when you go to bed
Every single day, without a thought of stopping
I cook your food and make sure you’re well fed

When you demand with attitude it’s disrespectful
It’s not considered kibud av v’aim
The right approach is gratitude don’t be neglectful
Cause when you’re rude it really is a shame

I’m the mother, yes the mother
I’m sure you will agree
I’m the mother, yes the mother
You must listen to me