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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 15 2013, 6:17 am
Let's start a thread defining new words inspired by typos and misspellings on imamother.

First one:

Pediattrition: What happens when members of your baby doctor's group practice retire or move away.
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the world's best mom




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 15 2013, 6:20 am
Ok. Daffynitions- an explanation about items sold at daffy's.
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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 17 2013, 1:00 pm
fuhgeddaboudit ~ when you cannot comprehend what on earth a person is saying & your coarse brooklyn accent shows itself ...
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 18 2013, 7:44 pm
Shver tzu zayn a Yid--my father-in-law's completing his conversion tomorrow
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 05 2013, 7:15 am
Miamonides - a housing development in Florida for retired doctors.

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IMHopinion




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 05 2013, 8:17 am
Intimicy

The story about the misplaced O's and the I's
Very Happy
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 11 2013, 3:47 pm
disgard - where the Norse gods take their garbage

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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 18 2013, 1:12 am
IV league schools - drug rehab centers where you can get clean and finish your college degree at the same time

there's also a folk etymology that the Ivy League started with four (roman numeral IV) members ...
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jan 06 2014, 10:54 pm
Vibrating: Final results after women compare husbands.
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theoneandonly




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 22 2014, 3:18 am
Book kepping: banging books with your head (not sure why OP would think that's a good job anywhere, but okay...)
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mandr




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 22 2014, 7:50 am
theoneandonly wrote:
Book kepping: banging books with your head (not sure why OP would think that's a good job anywhere, but okay...)

OMG I was just going to do this but you beat me to it!
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dimyona




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 22 2014, 8:02 am
Post pardem- Pardon the post.
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jan 27 2014, 11:24 am
mantality - Russian machoism

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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Feb 16 2014, 1:38 pm
helucinating - when you see demons (and you haven't put any ashes of the afterbirth of a black cat in your eyes)

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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Feb 23 2014, 5:00 am
arosed I have several ideas, but they'd all get taken down
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IMHopinion




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Feb 23 2014, 7:21 am
Kuddling

1877-Kuddling4Kids 🎶🎵
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Feb 28 2014, 1:36 am
ztnius- not wearing makeup even to hide your acne, a la Frimet Goldberger
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Mar 01 2014, 5:10 pm
imasoftov wrote:
ztnius- not wearing makeup even to hide your acne, a la Frimet Goldberger
LOL
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Mar 06 2014, 7:11 am
hushkufa - hiding a copy of Moreh Nevuchim under a gemara
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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Mar 13 2014, 1:42 pm
'lifnei eiver lo titain michshol'

when one deliberately stay blind while their husband cheats
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