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THE FAN OF MY DREAMS



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amother
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Post Sun, Jul 15 2018, 7:50 am
He's tall and slender. (Not dark; that just doesn't speak to me.)

While not exactly handsome, his looks are most certainly decent.

He's powerful, but gives me my space.

Though he can stand strong when that's what's needed, he easy to be swayed when it calls for it.

I've been with him for over ten years, and I never tire of his presence.

The pleasure I have when I'm near him is out of this world.

I smile just to imagine the fan of my dreams.


Do you have the fan of your dreams?





https://www.vbestreviews.com/t.....2015/

(Get one for Tisha B'Av.)
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amother
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Post Sun, Jul 15 2018, 3:35 pm
The fan of MY dreams is affordable, energy-efficient, powerful, quiet, easy to install, has a thermostat and on-off switch with markings that are molded in, not just painted on, a cord long enough to reach the outlet without an extension, and a lifetime warrantee. Sadly, such a thing does not exist, which is why I’m sticking with the powerful but increasingly noisy and cantankerous model inherited from my folks.

Oh for Pete’s sake you were also talking appliances, not husbands. I’m so glad. I’m not a fan (haha) of mushy imamother posts talking about what a prize dh is. Some things should be between a dh and dw and not put up for public display.
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amother
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Post Sun, Jul 15 2018, 5:07 pm
amother wrote:
...and on-off switch


Imagine if men (and kids) came with that awesome feature.

Ahhh...
The man of my dreams...
Just click OFF when feeling crowded...
Just click ON when support is needed...
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