What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

InnerMe

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 5:41 pm

enneamom wrote:

T-shirts for Teens Help Please

"1-877-Tees 4 Teens...Donate your tee today!" Music

grrrrr.. don't get that song in my head.

greenfire

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 6:05 pm

"Electricity bill Brooklyn NY"

what is Con Ed?

greenfire

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 6:06 pm

"Going to the country"

going to the fair to see the senorita with flowers in her hair

greenfire

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 6:08 pm

"Stroller.. then what?"

walk?

daagahminayin

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 7:01 pm

What age to start wearing sports bra?

If you’re old enough to be on this site, you’re probably old enough to wear one.

groovy1224

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 9:15 pm

Sleep training/ menstruation

I think if your daughter is menstruating, it's a little late to be sleep training her. Just my opinion.

PinkFridge

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 10:01 pm

How do I eat my sushi?

Raw, raw, raw!
How doyou eat your cabbage?
Slaw, slaw, slaw!
How do you like your [something]?
Sweet, sweet, sweet!
How do you like the other team?
BEAT! BEAT! BEAT!

We're gonna beat, beat
Beat the OTHer team
Beat, beat
Beat the OTHer team
Noooow.

enneamom

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 10:15 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Now THAT song/cheer is stuck in MY head!

chicco

Wed, Jul 18 2018, 5:54 pm

greenfire wrote:

"How do I eat my Sushi?"

raw raw raw

You beat me to it. I opened this thread to post exactly this.

PinkFridge

Wed, Jul 18 2018, 7:12 pm

chicco wrote:

You beat me to it. I opened this thread to post exactly this.

I must have missed that. Baruch shekivanti!

SixOfWands

Thu, Jul 19 2018, 1:29 pm

On July 19, before Tisha B'Av, the final Jeopardy question is:

What is "Renting a house in Orlando for pesach 2019"

And the answer is ... things that should get you banned from Imamother permanently.

zaq

Thu, Jul 19 2018, 5:46 pm

Anyone have prolapse of transverse colon ?

Not now but we’ll have it in stock next week. You want that fresh or pickled?

NovelConcept

Mon, Jul 23 2018, 12:09 am

SPARE ZOFRAN ANYONE?

And maybe a little Vicodan, Klonopin, and a side of Oxycontin, too?

imasoftov

Tue, Jul 24 2018, 12:13 pm

Who to discuss with-Lakewood?

Do we talk about anything here aside from Lakewood?

Aylat

Tue, Jul 24 2018, 2:32 pm

"Would you invite friends for shabbos?"

Rather friends than enemies.

Aylat

Tue, Jul 24 2018, 2:42 pm

"Constant pulling help"

My kids can help! They're always pulling on me.

enneamom

Tue, Jul 24 2018, 10:03 pm

My sheitel- can you give me chizzuk

My wearer - you never asked me before! Certainly I can give you chizzuk, in addition to covering your head. I'm a sheitel of many talents.

NovelConcept

Wed, Jul 25 2018, 10:18 am

MOVING TO WINNEPEG

Seriously? That is way too cool! Can I come along???

DrMom

Wed, Jul 25 2018, 4:51 pm

Dipping 7 times, how many dips is that?

Um, 7.
Is this a trick question?
Scratching Head

What's the name of the busdriver?

simba

Wed, Jul 25 2018, 7:37 pm

DrMom wrote:

Dipping 7 times, how many dips is that?

Um, 7.
Is this a trick question?
Scratching Head

What's the name of the busdriver?

What color was George Washington's White Horse?