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Post Wed, Dec 19 2018, 12:24 pm
Your best Jewish Witz or joke just post it here laughing is healthy.

Here mine:


So a Catholic Pastor and a Rabbi are waiting on a train. ''What are you ding rabbi'' ''Waiting for my wife and children, you?'' ''Well, I need to go to see the bishop'' there is a moment of silence and the Pastor is opening a sandwich ''Do you want to try it is ham'' ''No that is forbidden for us'' ''You don't know what you are missing!'' ''Hmm'' the rabbi muffeled, the train comes while the wife of the rabbi is coming out of the train the pastor is going in the train ''greetings to your wife!'' the rabbi shout: ''We don't have a wife! It's forbidden'' '' You don't know what you are missing!''
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 19 2018, 12:32 pm
What language is "witz"?
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sequoia




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 19 2018, 12:33 pm
1969
- Moishe, did you hear? The goyyim went to the moon!
- All of them?
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smile18




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 19 2018, 12:36 pm
imasoftov wrote:
What language is "witz"?


"Vitz " is the yiddish word for joke
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