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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 08 2019, 7:49 am
gamzehyaavor wrote:
What not to do at a shiva call:



That was incredible. I've never seen anything so awful, and you know the spirit in which I intend this. (I.e. will be forwarding this to many people.)
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33055




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 08 2019, 9:23 pm
Putting down an offer

No need to put it down, just say no thanks.
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 09 2019, 3:51 am
To take placebo or not

"I twisted my ankle this morning, and I was in quite a bit of pain… so I went to the doctor, and I asked him to give me some pain pills. And he didn’t want to do it, but I talked him into it. So he gave me some pills — and I shouldn’t have done this, but I took some about an hour before the show tonight, and right now… I am high… as a KITE! [ audience cheers ] I mean, it is unbelievable! And I would NEVER say this to you people, but, in this case: if you EVER get a chance, to take these drugs… DO IT! They’re called… [ he glances from side-to-side cautiously ] Placebos! I mean, I’m thinking that right now I have NO idea where I am at all! It is WILD! Placebo!" - Steve Martin
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33055




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 09 2019, 10:33 am
What age can a DC come home from school...

The very first day DC goes to school.
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 09 2019, 11:59 am
S/O what’s the excuse?

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SixOfWands




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 09 2019, 5:52 pm
What you see.....behind closed doors

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DrMom




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 10 2019, 2:04 am
What age can a DC come home from school...

He can come home today. It's not a prison. Please, pick up your child!
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 10 2019, 12:51 pm
Instant pot in Israel

We don't use Instagram here for that (dunno about anywhere else), we use Telegraph.
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Jan 12 2019, 12:14 pm
Need to go somewhere alone lkwd

I felt like quoting the lyrics to the whole song so I'm putting them under the video this time.



You wait in the car,
On the side of the road.
Let me go and stand awhile,
I want to know you're there, but I want to be alone.
If only for a minute or two,
I want to see what it feels like to be without you.
I want to know the touch of my own skin,
Against the sun, against the wind.

I walked out in a field,
The grass was high, it brushed against my legs.
I just stood and looked out at the open space,
And a farmhouse out a-ways.
And I wondered about the people who live there.
And I wondered if they were happy and content.
Were there children and a man and a wife?
Did she love him and take her hair down at night?

If I stray away too far from you,
Don't go and try to find me.
It don't mean I don't love you.
It don't mean I won't come back and stay beside you.
It only means I need a little time,
To follow that unbroken line.
To a place where the wild things grow,
To a place where I used to always go.

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la,
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la,

If only for a minute or two,
I want to see what it feels like to be without you.
I want to know the touch of my own skin,
Against the sun, against the wind
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MitzadSheini




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Jan 12 2019, 3:26 pm
NEED TO VENT! NO HEAT IN MY HOUSE!

Surely putting in a vent will only make the place colder?!
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grace413




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Jan 12 2019, 4:14 pm
Never been to Miami - Help!

Relax. Many, many people have never been to Miami, yet they manage to live happy and productive lives.
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jan 13 2019, 2:00 am
MitzadSheini wrote:
NEED TO VENT! NO HEAT IN MY HOUSE!

Surely putting in a vent will only make the place colder?!

Unless it's for the heating system in which case it could be just what she needs
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jan 14 2019, 3:18 am
S/O: BEING AND HOSTING A GUEST

If it's so loud at your table that people have to shout to be heard, thanks for the invitation but we already have plans.
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jan 14 2019, 6:41 am
I hate chasunahs because I don't know how to dance!

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DrMom




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jan 14 2019, 7:57 am
I have a LAP!

Me too! Every time I sit down, THERE IT IS!
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jan 14 2019, 11:15 am
S/O of S/O Pet Peeves: Who gets served first?

non serviemus
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SixOfWands




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jan 14 2019, 6:32 pm
What is life like in Dallas?

Well, now, let's see how things are going at Southfork

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daagahminayin




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jan 14 2019, 9:14 pm
Netflix giving me anxiety

Same - you also watched Bandersnatch?
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 15 2019, 5:28 am
What is life like in Dallas?

All I know is, it got a soft machine.

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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 15 2019, 6:19 am
Is anyone happy with the way their life is?

Note: not all of the lines in this song necessarily apply to me. Like I keep my fifty's in my wallet so they don't fall out, nothing larger than a shnekel* is at risk of that.



* Really, that's a real slang term for a 2 shekel coin. You could Google it.
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