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orchidee




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 13 2019, 11:42 am
It's Adar. Lets have some fun...

Let's write the funniest reviews you can for items you have bought.

Requirements:

Item Name
Rating
Review

I'lll have an example in my next post...
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orchidee




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 13 2019, 11:45 am
Item: Toddler Step Stool
Rating: 1*
Review: I bought this item so that my toddler should be a little higher, so that I can wash his hands at the sink and he can use the bathroom. Somehow the item always disappears, and I find the step stool all over the house, enabling my toddler to do trouble, and destroy my house. Don't buy this item! You will find your house destroyed if you do!
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aricelli




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 13 2019, 12:47 pm
This is a real one:
On instructions for a potty-
Dont use as a car seat!
Hey- what a great idea for my next road trip!
(Ok - so its not a review but I thought you would enjoy that)
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aricelli




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 13 2019, 12:49 pm
I’ll do over:
Potty
1.5 star
Review: though it worked great in the house, when I tried to attatch it to the car seat, I realized it was missing the straps
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aricelli




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 13 2019, 12:59 pm
What are the rules? Do I get one more?
Shmatta cleaning agency
0 stars
Review: with cleaning women owning grand names like “aricelli” (yup - the inspiration behind my user name is my new worker here!) you will need to serve them coffee every ten minutes and listen to them while they take care of important business on their cel phones while you do the cleaning
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amother
Seagreen


 

Post Wed, Feb 13 2019, 1:36 pm
White shirts for toddler boys.

1 *

They stay white for exactly 14 minutes and 8 seconds after you put them on.
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orchidee




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 13 2019, 1:37 pm
As many as you like LOL

I'll try another

4" heels

1*

They are supposed to make your feet look pretty. Well, after I wore them for three hours, I took them off and my feet looked anything but pretty... And the hurt too! What's the point? Not gonna wear those again (say that every time and then repeat wearing of 4" heels...)
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amother
Gold


 

Post Wed, Feb 13 2019, 1:46 pm
Slenderizing body suit
Five stars
Yes! Buy it.
Why? Because it looks so pretty when it hangs in the closet. I know because the one I recently bought because “they” said I needed it happily resides there
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momof2+?




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 14 2019, 9:01 am
Ooooh I'm liking this thread.....Thanks op!
Keep it coming everyone! (hmmm, now what could I contribute?)
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aricelli




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 14 2019, 9:19 am
I think I’m the only one over here! (I’m the proud body suit owner as well!) come on you people- I know youre reading this... wake up, I’m feeling rather lonely!

Seacrest purfume
1 star
Review: you’ll feel like a million bucks wearing this new scent until your kiddo says “mom, you smell like a hospital!”
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TranquilityAndPeace




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 14 2019, 9:20 am
Have you seen the hysterical one on Amazon about a banana slicer?
https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler.....E0EII
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