Take this thread in as many directions possible

simba

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 7:27 am

ectomorph wrote:

That's definitely where it comes from! How did you know! I live oot and we all wear mismatched hand me downs. Not like those rich brooklyners who stress me out with how perfect they look

Therapy.

aricelli

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 7:28 am

amother wrote:

This post resonates with me so much. My kids’ love language is also whine.

aricelli

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 7:28 am

simba wrote:

Therapy.

No
Mussar sefer
Therapists are the epitome of evil
Dont ask

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amother

Green

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 7:29 am

giselle wrote:

One finger one thumb keep moving..

(Please state your qualifications and struggles upfront if you have the life experience to get that reference. Otherwise I can’t take anything you say seriously.)

My name speaks for itself. I’m amother and therefore know everything.

iyar

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 7:31 am

Dear sister,

There's so much dysfunction in our family
And last Purim you didn't even thank me for my hospitality
This year I'm opting out of inviting your brood
Even working four jobs I can't afford so much food
Your dh falls asleep drunk under our dining room table
My dh can't get him to move he even tried jumper cables
I read seventeen mussar sefarim to try to prepare for you
But in the end you know what we all just don't care for you
So we bought Belgian chocolates fine wine and striped candy canes
Put in on this Herend tray wrapped in six layers of cellophane
We hope you enjoy this mishloach manos
And may all your 17 kids grow like ilanos

aricelli

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 7:32 am

amother wrote:

My name speaks for itself. I’m amother and therefore know everything.

Your amother color is green
How appropriate
Green with envy
Green bananas
Green is mold
Green is money
Green is everything bad
Should I even want to be mishadech with you?

amother

Mint

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 7:35 am

SuperWify wrote:

Why does she have so many kids if they can’t get a grip on them? Maybe slip a pack of birth control in her mishloach Manos as well as a number for a Dayan (which you of course called before and explained the situation- you really don’t want to watch all 16 of them this year again while that son who won’t be named is on the ER).

I dont understand the question???

each child is a precious neshama!!!

she thinks shes managing just fine- who are we to say otherwise!?!

aricelli

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 7:36 am

giselle wrote:

Are those fingers manicured? Ballet slippers or black stallion? Can you start a poll?

mig100

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 7:37 am

Chayalle wrote:

I can't believe my ~~ears~~ eyes. This is why there are so many SB problems these days.

You are obviously one of those girls who needs to stand up to her husband more, if he's drinking every Shabbos.

It started with the shidduch pictures.

lol!!!

giselle

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 7:38 am

aricelli wrote:

Are those fingers manicured? Ballet slippers or black stallion? Can you start a poll?

New wigs and now manicures? I don’t need all that high maintenance stuff to feel good about myself. I know you specifically stated in your OP that therapy is not an option, but have you tried therapy?

aricelli

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 7:39 am

Ok - so I’m going amother for this cuz its too embarrassing (but I’ll give you a hint- it start with an A and ends with an I) my one year old sometimes hits! With glee! And passion! Is she bpd?

aricelli

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 7:41 am

giselle wrote:

I am nooot OP
She will be mortally wounded to have you compare us
My stories make her look sane
Apologise

karat

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 7:44 am

aricelli wrote:

Ok - so I’m going amother for this cuz its too embarrassing (but I’ll give you a hint- it start with an A and ends with an I) my one year old sometimes hits! With glee! And passion! Is she bpd?

Yes, for sure
(I’m an authentic therapist certified by Imamother’s Board of yentas)

giselle

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 7:44 am

aricelli wrote:

I am nooot OP
She will be mortally wounded to have you compare us
My stories make her look sane
Apologise

Sorry, don’t have time to read through the whole OP, but just wanted to chime in because I like to post my agenda on every post.

aricelli

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 7:45 am

karat wrote:

Yes, for sure
(I’m an authentic therapist certified by Imamother’s Board of yentas)

Jewish degree? Like TTI? Bleeech

flowerpower

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 7:47 am

I can’t believe you didn’t figure out why your sil didn’t invite you this year! Last year you didn’t include chocolate in the mm that you gave her. She even hinted a few times that she wants only good quality chocolate, nothing homemade, nothing recycled, nothing kiddie looking,no fancy wrappings, no silly themes with poems included.... yet you had the chutzpah to send a fancy expensive mm that made her feel like shes a cheapskate.

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simba

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 7:50 am

ectomorph wrote:

Losing weight is easy. It's all about mind over matter.

Mind over matter. Repeat this mantra. When I was 9 months pregnant I ran a marathin and won. You just need to be stronger.

When I was 9 months pregnant I sent meals to all the Kimpituren’s in my zip code. And guess what, when I had a baby, not 1 dinner was sent to me. I didn’t have ulterior motives but ykwim.