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amother
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 Tue, Mar 19 2019, 4:36 pm
| aricelli wrote: | | Oh- so do you know where she disapeared to? Cuz I just may have to sue her after today |
Well, after I saw this thread called her repeatedly. She did not answer. I broke down her front door (no I did not have permission) and saw that she had dug a hole and was now living in it...
Explains anything?
Btw, we did not make up. We don't share love languages or love for same experiences. She likes massages and manicures, my LOR does not allow them. She likes fashionable shoes and I like NewBalance trainers. She likes to serve her kids proper suppers, while I just tell them to eat what they find... She uses CIO and I do attachment parenting (come visit my bed... You'll see!)
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amother
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Tue, Mar 19 2019, 4:58 pm
| amother wrote: | Well, after I saw this thread called her repeatedly. She did not answer. I broke down her front door (no I did not have permission) and saw that she had dug a hole and was now living in it...
Explains anything?
Btw, we did not make up. We don't share love languages or love for same experiences. She likes massages and manicures, my LOR does not allow them. She likes fashionable shoes and I like NewBalance trainers. She likes to serve her kids proper suppers, while I just tell them to eat what they find... She uses CIO and I do attachment parenting (come visit my bed... You'll see!) |
I think you’ll find that inviting women to an intimate tour of your bed contravenes (a) ima site rules and (b) sounds like something racy out of the time of Noach. Tread carefully.... A Mod.
P.S. Thank you so much for the kind offer of a tour of your bed. I am very touched. It sounds like we could all have a gay old time. And by gay, I mean happy.
P.P.S. I am not a mod but am masquerading as a mod for Purim.
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giselle
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Tue, Mar 19 2019, 7:32 pm
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I think crust is trying to figure out how we went from her OP to that ⬆️
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iyar
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Tue, Mar 19 2019, 8:04 pm
Crust! You cannot hit and run
Come and join us having fun
I would truly be delighted
If you wrote a poem just like I did
As we sit down to our seuda Purim
And eat our slav v'dagim and barburim
We'll all be wondering about you and your sister
Did you invite her? Did you diss her?
Haman was an evil beast
Yet Esther cooked him up a feast
And these are all your family
You may like them you will see
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4pom
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Tue, Mar 19 2019, 8:36 pm
Crust. Thanks for this. And to all the talented contributors I. I literally have been laughing out loud.
Purim sameach to all
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simba
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Tue, Mar 19 2019, 8:47 pm
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Crust. We are worried about you. You posted and never came back. Maybe Yael can help us and make sure she is ok. Never know If this abusive sil got wind of this thread and finally took serious action. I will report my own post to involve the authorities on this urgent matter.
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NovelConcept
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Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:11 pm
Maybe Yael IS the abusive sister in law. 
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NovelConcept
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Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:13 pm
I think this calls for a serious investigation Simba. Undercover.
Can I recommend toe shoes?
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nosher
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Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:17 pm
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I think Crust is hiding in the kreplach.
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giselle
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Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:18 pm
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It’s almost as if she has a life outside imamother
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simba
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Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:23 pm
| NovelConcept wrote: | I think this calls for a serious investigation Simba. Undercover.
Can I recommend toe shoes? |
You tried hat once before and it didn’t go over so well. Not sure why you haven’t learned from your serious mistake.
Some options you have:
Therapy. Laura Doyle. Men are from Mars. Keto diet. KRM. AYLOR. Copper IUD.
Editing to add some options: mini pill, 12 step program, Coda, pandas, he is abusive, gay is good. Trump is bad, fat is not beautiful.
And this one is for Chayale; no photos
I think it’s a good idea to have a canned response with all possible answers you will get on ima. Maybe Yael can program it to auto respond to each post. You know, then maybe we can all be replaced by computers and go back to the kreplach.
Last edited by simba on Tue, Mar 19 2019, 10:02 pm; edited 1 time in total
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yksraya
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Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:24 pm
| nosher wrote: | | I think Crust is hiding in the kreplach. |
Now I totally can't eat kreplach, or I might by mistake bite into crust. This is causing me a serious panic attack. This is a time sensitive emergency what do I do? I need an immediate diagnosis ASAP.
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giselle
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Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:25 pm
| yksraya wrote: | | Now I totally can't eat kreplach, or I might by mistake bite into crust. This is causing me a serious panic attack. This is a time sensitive emergency what do I do? I need an immediate diagnosis ASAP. |
It’s called a gluten “sensitivity”
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simba
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Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:26 pm
| giselle wrote: | | It’s almost as if she has a life outside imamother |
Apikorsus. Fe.
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giselle
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Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:26 pm
| iyar wrote: | Crust! You cannot hit and run
Come and join us having fun
I would truly be delighted
If you wrote a poem just like I did
As we sit down to our seuda Purim
And eat our slav v'dagim and barburim
We'll all be wondering about you and your sister
Did you invite her? Did you diss her?
Haman was an evil beast
Yet Esther cooked him up a feast
And these are all your family
You may like them you will see |
Try them try them and you may
Try them and you may I say
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NovelConcept
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Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:27 pm
| simba wrote: | You tried hat once before and it didn’t go over so well. Not sure why you haven’t learned from your serious mistake.
Some options you have:
Therapy. Laura Doyle. Men are from Mars. Keto diet. KRM. AYLOR. Copper IUD. |
Would S*x therapy work?
And btw, I prefer the Mirena. Especially while breastfeeding. 
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yksraya
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Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:27 pm
| simba wrote: | You tried hat once before and it didn’t go over so well. Not sure why you haven’t learned from your serious mistake.
Some options you have:
Therapy. Laura Doyle. Men are from Mars. Keto diet. KRM. AYLOR. Copper IUD. |
If I ever see someone wearing toe shoes irl I'll of course go over to them and recommend and IUD. I'd even go as far as drag them to my ob to forcefully insert one. I don't even care which gender they are.
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thunderstorm
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Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:28 pm
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Crust is busy tying ribbons on to her cellophane. Prior to that she spent hours struggling getting the cellophane bunched together. Before that she went to work. Prior to that she made sure we were all going to laugh a lot today.
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NovelConcept
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Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:29 pm
| yksraya wrote: | | Now I totally can't eat kreplach, or I might by mistake bite into crust. This is causing me a serious panic attack. This is a time sensitive emergency what do I do? I need an immediate diagnosis ASAP. |
It's the MMR.
You need to rebirth. Then catch the measles. You'll be immune for life.
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yksraya
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Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:30 pm
| thunderstorm wrote: | | Crust is busy tying ribbons on to her cellophane. Prior to that she spent hours struggling getting the cellophane bunched together. Before that she went to work. Prior to that she made sure we were all going to laugh a lot today. |
We got a spy here, troll, run for your life.
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