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EMERGENCY! Recipe for salt water please?
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amother
Ginger


 

Post Fri, Apr 19 2019, 12:53 pm
aricelli wrote:
I put them in the cabana instead. The pool is available once more to all and sundry


I shall be taking mine home from the Mikvah tonight. We have an eruv so I am sure the ML won’t mind me bringing my empty jug for the human salty water.
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aricelli




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Apr 19 2019, 12:59 pm
Am I eating by you tonight? Bleeech!
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FranticFrummie




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Apr 20 2019, 4:31 pm
This year my community seder was catered. It was the only way to make sure that the salt water was mehadrin.

Most of us don't trust each other's salt water, so it was the only way to make sure that everyone was happy.
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WitchKitty




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Apr 20 2019, 4:33 pm
FranticFrummie wrote:
This year my community seder was catered. It was the only way to make sure that the salt water was mehadrin.

Most of us don't trust each other's salt water, so it was the only way to make sure that everyone was happy.

We do not eat anything catered on Pesach. Who knows what they put in that salt water?
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FranticFrummie




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Apr 20 2019, 4:48 pm
WitchKitty wrote:
We do not eat anything catered on Pesach. Who knows what they put in that salt water?


We made sure it was Eida Charedi, and that the salt water was carefully supervised. (No Beis Yosef for us!)
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WitchKitty




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Apr 22 2019, 2:09 am
FranticFrummie wrote:
We made sure it was Eida Charedi, and that the salt water was carefully supervised. (No Beis Yosef for us!)

But did they maaser the salt?
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InnerMe




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 24 2019, 10:57 pm
amother [ Violet ] wrote:
Miss you Jewish foodie and inner me.
Your posts are brilliant,humorous and the laughter gives an extra boost to many imas.
Please keep on coming back!

Thank you Violet! (love that Yael upgraded to include Ima color when quoted. Makes things so much clearer. Plus the part that says OP under all OP's posts Thumbs Up )

Anyways would love to know who you are, writing such a sweet note, it means a lot to me. The story with me and Imamother is that nowadays I am no longer at my incredibly boooooooring job so I don't have as much free time to spend here. I'm busy building up my business and I remind myself of Ima when I get a notification in my inbox from some long ago thread that was bumped.
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InnerMe




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 24 2019, 10:58 pm
WitchKitty wrote:
Ooh you reminded me of that joke:
A _______ yid (fill in the blank of the sect that you make fun of the most) met his friend walking in the street, shlepping a whole toilet.
Yid 1: What's that for?
Yid 2: Erev Pesach.
Y1: So?
Y2: You don't get a new toilet every Pesach?
Y1: What do you think aluminum foil is for?

Funny but Hiding Laugh
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InnerMe




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 24 2019, 10:59 pm
giselle wrote:
Inner me, was just thinking about you yesterday!

Thanks Giselle. Gives me a warm feeling that you thought of me. Hopefully, good things only. Wink
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MitzadSheini




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 24 2019, 11:59 pm
WitchKitty wrote:
But did they maaser the salt?



You eisav you.
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WitchKitty




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Apr 25 2019, 1:43 am
InnerMe wrote:
I remind myself of Ima when I get a notification in my inbox from some long ago thread that was bumped.

I'm gonna start bumping up old threads every week from now on.
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Goldie613




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 16 2020, 2:22 am
With a wave to gamzehyaavor and penguin on this thread https://www.imamother.com/foru.....85570

- Please consider this one now "bumped" for another year!
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giselle




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Apr 05 2020, 6:47 pm
All jokes aside, this year I really need the saltwater recipe because I’m actually going to be making the Seder. But when I read through all ten pages, I couldn’t tell which posts were serious and which were just letzanus. So I need a real salt water recipe, with exact amounts and instructions. Remember no chumros this year, and I’m already overwhelmed so please keep it to the fewest ingredients and steps possible.

From the bottom of my heart, thank you!
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cbg




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Apr 05 2020, 7:42 pm
LOL
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amother
Indigo


 

Post Sun, Mar 21 2021, 8:34 pm
No erev pesach is complete without bumping this up to keep y’all sane with some good chuckles Very Happy
חג כשר ושמח to all! Smile
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penguin




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Mar 21 2021, 8:39 pm
And remember all those new dishes and pots that you sold to your cleaning lady domestic employee last year bec you couldn't tovel them? I hope she is loyally still with you so you can buy them back and tovel them this year!

(Oh no, is that racist to assume that the handiest non-Jew was your domestic employee? I never know how to keep the proverbial foot out of the mouth anymore : (
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Goldie613




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 22 2021, 2:20 am
amother [ Indigo ] wrote:
No erev pesach is complete without bumping this up to keep y’all sane with some good chuckles Very Happy
חג כשר ושמח to all! Smile


Yay! I thought to bump it last year and forgot this year. Thanks! This thread was great, and laughs are always appreciated :-)
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amother
Pewter


 

Post Mon, Mar 22 2021, 3:21 am
For those who have a hard time remembering the recipe, I wrote a little poem to memorize with the steps:

To make saltwater for the seder is a difficult task,
But on Imamother I'm glad I thought to ask.

The steps are not to difficult, as you will soon see
They can be remembered by the letters S A L T.

"S" is for the steps you take to the nearest well
("Sink faucet" works too in a pinch, but be sure not to tell.)

"A" is for the ancient pole you'll need to stir the recipe
("Any spoon" is for lazy women who should hide shamefully.)

"L" is for the lovely white crystals you harvest from the sea
("Lieber's Kosher Salt" can be substituted in dire emergency.)

"T" is for the time you take to mix and whisk and shake
("Trust science" is when you let it dissolve on its own by mistake.)

Once you have your SALT in hand, be sure the water's temp does climb
Then pour in salt, one grain at a time, until it tastes sublime.

Stir and mix and whisk and shake, until the mixture's white
Then let it rest till it turns clear, that's how you know you got it right.

Serve fresh, for this fine recipe does not age like wine
And if it turns out well, remember that the credit's mine.
(And if it flops, IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT for forgetting a line.)
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 22 2021, 9:55 am
amother [ Pewter ] wrote:
For those who have a hard time remembering the recipe, I wrote a little poem to memorize with the steps:

To make saltwater for the seder is a difficult task,
But on Imamother I'm glad I thought to ask.

The steps are not to difficult, as you will soon see
They can be remembered by the letters S A L T.


Applause Applause Applause
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imasinger




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 22 2021, 11:12 am
amother [ Pewter ] wrote:
For those who have a hard time remembering the recipe, I wrote a little poem to memorize with the steps:

To make saltwater for the seder is a difficult task,
But on Imamother I'm glad I thought to ask.

The steps are not to difficult, as you will soon see
They can be remembered by the letters S A L T.

"S" is for the steps you take to the nearest well
("Sink faucet" works too in a pinch, but be sure not to tell.)

"A" is for the ancient pole you'll need to stir the recipe
("Any spoon" is for lazy women who should hide shamefully.)

"L" is for the lovely white crystals you harvest from the sea
("Lieber's Kosher Salt" can be substituted in dire emergency.)

"T" is for the time you take to mix and whisk and shake
("Trust science" is when you let it dissolve on its own by mistake.)

Once you have your SALT in hand, be sure the water's temp does climb
Then pour in salt, one grain at a time, until it tastes sublime.

Stir and mix and whisk and shake, until the mixture's white
Then let it rest till it turns clear, that's how you know you got it right.

Serve fresh, for this fine recipe does not age like wine
And if it turns out well, remember that the credit's mine.
(And if it flops, IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT for forgetting a line.)


Not worthy Not worthy Rolling Laughter
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