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Jewishfoodie




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 31 2019, 2:44 pm
dankbar wrote:
im afraid to escort you, because then they'll lock me up too


Escort = trigger word

But, then we'll be crazy, together! Better than trying to feed my family for 9 days using only milchig ingredients... (they'll put us away for that alone! Dairyism?)
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dankbar




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 31 2019, 2:49 pm
why is escort triggering for you?
you dont have to think of a funeral, you can think of a president
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Jewishfoodie




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 31 2019, 2:54 pm
dankbar wrote:
why is escort triggering for you?
you dont have to think of a funeral, you can think of a president


( Cool she doesn't know about escort services so I'm going to shut up now. No need to muddy her perfectly beautiful mind..)

You're right. It's not triggering at all. To anyone. My bad.
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dankbar




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 31 2019, 3:24 pm
sorry was not familiar in that context, but you are doing a good job following the thread title of protecting my family with your psa. Thanks. ( I wont use the word again bli neder)
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Post Wed, Jul 31 2019, 5:04 pm
Jewishfoodie wrote:
Escort = trigger word

But, then we'll be crazy, together! Better than trying to feed my family for 9 days using only milchig ingredients... (they'll put us away for that alone! Dairyism?)


Thanks a lot. Now I need to go for therapy.



How do I protect myself from being led astray?
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Forrealx




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 15 2019, 4:51 am
This thread needs to spice up. I mean, we need to be concerned about having a lack of input in this thread, it is chas ve shalom not good for our holy families.
I thought the last days what I want to change and how I want to make teshuvah and be an better jewish woman.

So I'm really thinking about something which would spice me up. Maybe if I wear also white clothing during 7 nekvim like this:



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Jewishfoodie




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 15 2019, 9:38 am
Forrealx wrote:
This thread needs to spice up. I mean, we need to be concerned about having a lack of input in this thread, it is chas ve shalom not good for our holy families.
I thought the last days what I want to change and how I want to make teshuvah and be an better jewish woman.

So I'm really thinking about something which would spice me up. Maybe if I wear also white clothing during 7 nekvim like this:





You have blinded a generation of Jewish neshamos.
Your teshuva cannot wait for Yom Kippur next week. (yes ladies, I'm all cooked thru shavuos. You're not?! What do you do all day?! Play with your KIDS?)

You are obligated to run in that outfit to your rav and he will give you careful private instructions on what you should do for him. I mean, for you. So that you're forgiven.

May HaShem be with u every step of the way
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Pandabeer




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 15 2019, 10:58 am
Forrealx wrote:
This thread needs to spice up. I mean, we need to be concerned about having a lack of input in this thread, it is chas ve shalom not good for our holy families.
I thought the last days what I want to change and how I want to make teshuvah and be an better jewish woman.

So I'm really thinking about something which would spice me up. Maybe if I wear also white clothing during 7 nekvim like this:




Outfit isn't complete, hands and face are not swaddled in white, some blood can still go undetected.
Tou can ask the. Queen of England where she gets her white gloves
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