Daffynitions | Imamother

zaq

Fri, Oct 11 2019, 2:11 pm

ex-ray
now known as raychel thanks to gender reassignment

imasoftov

Sat, Oct 26 2019, 12:25 pm

coslaw a portmanteau of the words costume law, is a performance art in which participants called coslawyers wear legal costumes and engage in enactments of courtroom scenes.

zaq

Sun, Oct 27 2019, 12:30 am

imasoftov wrote:

coslaw a portmanteau of the words costume law, is a performance art in which participants called coslawyers wear legal costumes and engage in enactments of courtroom scenes.

imasoftov

Thu, Oct 31 2019, 10:07 am

''the surrounded wife'' by Lora Dyle.

I've got nothing for Lora Dyle, but there are a few places named Dyle, one of them not far from Lublin ...

dankbar

Thu, Oct 31 2019, 10:20 am

Hey! I wouldn't want to be surrounded by a wife named Laura, all day!

imasoftov

Mon, Jun 29 2020, 10:07 am

chimeras of tznius

Similar to "if a centaur wore pants, would he wear them like ...?" but involves much more fabric.

silverlining3

Mon, Jun 29 2020, 11:47 am

greenfire wrote:

fuhgeddaboudit ~ when you cannot comprehend what on earth a person is saying & your coarse brooklyn accent shows itself ...

7 years later and this is real!!! See it all over, on all highways

imasoftov

Fri, Jul 10 2020, 6:38 am

kidshy

The reason for all the threads about hiding mikvah-going from children.

See also: milshy

zaq

Tue, Jul 21 2020, 5:35 pm

Tubal litigation
When a husband sues his wife for having surgical contraception without informing him.

shaqued_almond

Tue, Jul 21 2020, 8:07 pm

*old tomato*
An ultimatum for expired vegetables

imasoftov

Thu, Jul 23 2020, 8:21 am

slam drunk

a type of failed basketball shot when an intoxicated player tries to jump in the air, but instead trips over his or her own feet and loses control of the ball, but acts like it was an accomplishment.

imasoftov

Sun, Aug 30 2020, 10:38 am

beurocracy

The department of the Israel Dairy Board that regulates butter imports from France.

zaq

Tue, Sep 15 2020, 4:46 pm

dinning room

A soundproofed chamber for children to make as much noise as they like without getting on parents' nerves. Sometimes called a Primal Scream room when used by adults.