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amother
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Post Sun, Nov 03 2019, 12:15 am
Does your pooch hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
When your baby cries you hold her
Like a loyal Mommy soldier?
Does your pooch hang low?

Do your two breasts droop?
Do they wobble in your soup?
Can you roll them in a hoop?
Can you shape them in a loop?
When your baby cries you hold her
Like a loyal Mommy soldier?
Do your two breasts droop?

Do your stretch marks show?
When you look at me you’ll know
Some day I think I’ll go
Model at a tiger show
When your baby cries you hold her
Like a loyal Mommy soldier?
Do your stretch marks show?

Is your Mommy Brain here?
It’s to stay I fear
Some things that once were clear
Now feel like genius tier
When your baby cries you hold her
Like a loyal Mommy soldier?
Is your Mommy Brain here?

Yes you’ve earned your grade
And can march in the parade
No matter how few games you’ve played
How many mistakes you’ve made
Cuz you carry them on your shoulder
Like a true mommy soldier
Yes you’ve earned your grade!
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babysmum




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 03 2019, 5:38 am
OMG!! This is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
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amother
Mint


 

Post Sun, Nov 03 2019, 5:44 am
Yes they do.
Yes they do.
Yes they do.
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flowerpower




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 03 2019, 5:52 am
You are good!!!!
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 03 2019, 6:41 am
I was going to go to immediate reactions and add, does it wobble to and fro.
Then I thought to open the thread. Baruch shekivanti Twisted Evil
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amother
Coffee


 

Post Sun, Nov 03 2019, 6:51 am
Ah great lineup memories lol
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amother
Seagreen


 

Post Sun, Nov 03 2019, 6:58 am
HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

I'm jiggling with laughter!
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amother
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Post Sun, Nov 03 2019, 6:59 am
I came up with it in the shower when I was admiring my low-hanging pooch, and its stylish wobble...
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FranticFrummie




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 03 2019, 9:41 am
Quote:
Some day I think I’ll go
Model at a tiger show


This made me LOL so hard! LOL
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zoom




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 03 2019, 2:04 pm
haha love this!!!! Very Happy LOL
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mommy105




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 03 2019, 2:07 pm
so funny!!
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amother
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Post Mon, May 11 2020, 9:03 pm
Added some new stanzas...

Do you have quarantine gloom?
Have you started hating Zoom?
Are you hiding in your room
Until school will resume?
Still when your baby cries you hold her
Like a loyal Mommy soldier?
Do you have quarantine gloom?

Are you marching on
Though your patience is all gone?
Are you swallowing that yawn
While you wish you had a lawn?
Yet, the SD you uphold her
Like a loyal Mommy soldier?
Are you marching on?

Are you juggling more
Than you ever have before?
Entertain, clean, teach, serve, pour,
While not going out the door?
And only lovingly you scold her
Like a loyal Mommy soldier?
Are you juggling more?

Is your house a giant mess?
I hope you don't mind if I guess.
As kids take all you possess
And dump it out, to your distress
Yet, you don't say you wish you sold her
Cuz you're a loyal Mommy soldier.
Is your house a giant mess?

A medal's coming to you
For doing all you do.
Parades, accolades too
When this crisis is all through.
Cuz, that mom - just behold her!
She's a loyal Mommy soldier.
Yes, a medal's coming to you!
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esther36




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, May 11 2020, 9:14 pm
Omg u are so talented!! That was written too perfect!! Thanks for the validation!
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ExtraCredit




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, May 11 2020, 9:18 pm
Absolutely loving it! Keep em coming!
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thunderstorm




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, May 11 2020, 9:25 pm
This is amazing! It made me laugh and sing along AND I was nodding all along too!!! You are a great writer
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amother
Azure


 

Post Mon, May 11 2020, 9:31 pm
"...Yet, you don't say you wish you sold her
Cuz you're a loyal Mommy soldier."


We-e-e-ll...let's not go there.
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soap suds




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, May 11 2020, 10:16 pm
[quote=]"...Yet, you don't say you wish you sold her
Cuz you're a loyal Mommy soldier."
.[/quote]
Are you the OP of the selling to Mitzrayim thread? Smile
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amother
Babypink


 

Post Tue, May 12 2020, 3:46 am
amother [ Azure ] wrote:
"...Yet, you don't say you wish you sold her
Cuz you're a loyal Mommy soldier."


We-e-e-ll...let's not go there.


Sold??? I'll PAY someone to take mine
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amother
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Post Tue, May 12 2020, 9:12 am
Maybe I should have written "but you don't REALLY wish you sold her" Wink
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giselle




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, May 12 2020, 9:14 am
Somehow I read this as “does your PORCH hang low...” and I couldn’t figure it out Very Happy
Time to go back to bed
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