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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 11:45 am
So some on the other thread commented that they thought it would be about a "secret Satan", and that got me thinking...
What you you get for your office Secret Satan?
So far I've come up with:
-A hopelessly jammed printer
-A computer that turns on but is configuring for updates and remains at 0% for infinity
-A box of pens that ran out of ink
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groovy1224
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 11:48 am
My son's common core math homework
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chanatron1000
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 11:49 am
Wireless computer mice switched with each other.
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esther11
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 11:52 am
Phone with a constant echo.
Filing system that is completely disorganized and mislabeled.
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singleagain
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 11:54 am
Slow and dragging machines.
Evey Voicemail is there's a second of silence and then they hang up.
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imanonymous
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 12:01 pm
groovy1224 wrote: | My son's common core math homework |
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imanonymous
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 12:05 pm
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Last edited by imanonymous on Thu, May 06 2021, 7:14 pm; edited 1 time in total
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WhatFor
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 12:05 pm
An unopened roll of scotch tape with no "beginning" to start it off.
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rgh
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 12:06 pm
a scanner that scans 1 paper every 10 minutes and prints a long line down the center of the document, rendering it illegible.
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flowerpower
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 12:07 pm
A small radiator because theyβre always cold.
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ShishKabob
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 12:10 pm
Robo Calls Robo Calls Robo Calls, that don't hang up and it takes forever for it to go back to dial tone.
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chanatron1000
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 12:11 pm
A swivel chair with one wheel missing or broken.
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PinkandYellow
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 12:13 pm
Dry hi-lighters
Stapler that's jammed shut
An actual fax machine!
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hodeez
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 12:15 pm
Instant coffee jar with half a teaspoon of granules left π
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chanatron1000
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 12:17 pm
hodeez wrote: | Instant coffee jar with half a teaspoon of granules left π |
Or maybe one big clump.
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rgh
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 12:17 pm
hodeez wrote: | Instant coffee jar with half a teaspoon of granules left π |
Along with spoiled milk, clumped-up sugar and a hot water dispenser that dispenses bitter cold water.
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chanatron1000
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 12:20 pm
A retractable pen that clicks shut when the tip touches the paper.
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chanatron1000
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 12:24 pm
A computer keyboard on which one key doesn't work unless you press it hard, but if you press it hard, it puts in the character twice.
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hodeez
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 12:26 pm
How bitter we have become!
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rgh
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Thu, Dec 05 2019, 12:26 pm
empty tissue boxes.
Styrofoam cups to wash netilas yadayim
scratchy paper towels.
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